power issues

[EH!]

i have no clue it might be that.. or a fuse
i checked the spare key and thats not the problem

[HKSevo]

^^^then your car should be dead...or atleast wanting to be dead

[EH!]

ahh she'll start up again just having problems i beat on her a little too hard sometimes

[EH!]

alright i'll go from the start... so no one gets confused
the battery has power at 12.5 volts which is normal.
i do not have any cabin electronics able to work even the dome light or hazards.
the fuses are fine i have checked them twice and my dad has checked them.
when i turn the key to half way nothing, when i turn the key for priming of engine Nothing, no dash lights NADA. when i turn the key to start NOTHING.
i have check the fuse box wire and it is fine, no corrosion nothing i have maintained the cables and re did them with fresh wirers.
the cable to the starter is fine very tight.(no homo)
the ground cables are fine i have drop tested them they are fine. i have drop tested the ground to engine block FINE. the main fuse box in the engine bay is FINE.
i tested spare key... still fuked.
i have no clue what so ever. it's like some evil gremlin has taken over my car and killed it.

[EH!]

figured it out... it was the stupidest thing ever..
the cord going to the main fuse in the engine was toast... so i replaced the fuse and the blue mule is alive again

[mattlikespeople]

Now it's as good as new!...for what ever THAT'S worth