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Old 28 Apr 2005, 07:49 pm   #16 (permalink)
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I f*cked yo mama last night :thumb:
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Old 28 Apr 2005, 08:25 pm   #17 (permalink)
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I f*cked yo mama last night :thumb:
thats not what your mom said last night... oh wait... damn..
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Old 28 Apr 2005, 08:27 pm   #18 (permalink)
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thats not what your mom said last night... oh wait... damn..
I was gonna tap yo mom last night but your dog beat me to her.
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Old 28 Apr 2005, 08:56 pm   #19 (permalink)
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I was gonna tap yo mom last night but your dog beat me to her.
my dogs arthritis is too bad, he cant hump
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your mom is like a brickwall always gettin laid by mexicans
your momma is like a lightswitch....a 3 year old can turn her on
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor instead of slap her butt to make her cry, he beated the crap out of your granparents...

Yo mamma so ugly your granparents are doing time in jail

Yo mamma so ugly she suited you granparents
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Here's an entire database: http://www.jokes.com/results/index.asp?cat=18 :thumb:
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yo mama is so poor....

when I visited her trailer, 2 ****roaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

burglars break into her home and leave money

when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich man farted
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Old 30 Apr 2005, 02:48 pm   #24 (permalink)
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Yo mama is soo fat that I had to roll over twice to get of the damn b$£%

Yo mama is soo fat every time she turned around it was her birthday
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haha it edited the c.ock in co.ckroaches

yo momma is so hairy, people think shes bigfoot
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