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Old 29 Jan 2005, 06:08 am   #1 (permalink)
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funny lil joke i found.

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been
in Canada a year or so; and, although his English was far
from perfect, they got along very well.

Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and
asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick.
"The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would
depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car
carport, and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All m! y relations are in Poland ."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player
with 61 sound. We don't necessarily like the music,
but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "NO, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the
drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read...

POLE: It says, ''Polish Remover."
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Old 29 Jan 2005, 04:30 pm   #2 (permalink)
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LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "NO, she white."

LMFAO thats hilarious
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 08:45 pm   #3 (permalink)
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I happen to be Polish and even I find that a lil funny
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 09:06 pm   #4 (permalink)
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hahaha thats hilarious
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Old 31 Jan 2005, 12:11 pm   #5 (permalink)
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Hey, I'm Polish too, but that wasn't that funny (not like I'm mad or anything). Please don't ban me for saying that, God!!
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Old 31 Jan 2005, 02:21 pm   #6 (permalink)
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not gonna ban you for that realx...its your opinion...

i found it funny not because it was polish but jsut that it was funny...
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Old 31 Jan 2005, 03:00 pm   #7 (permalink)
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LoL civ, I was just kidding about being worried of getting banned. I didn't care that it was a Polish joke, I know plenty of those, I just didn't really find it too funny, that's all.
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Old 31 Jan 2005, 07:15 pm   #8 (permalink)
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i like how on most of his questions, he answered about his house and stuff
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Old 31 Jan 2005, 11:22 pm   #9 (permalink)
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w00t w00t, i'm 1/4 polish, last name is Bentkowski. Everone's always raggin on us poles. oh well, i consider my self fairly intelegent so i just laugh at the funny jokes like this one
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