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Old 19 Jan 2005, 03:20 am   #1 (permalink)
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Funny joke i got from over at

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing
basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard,
so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi, Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately
to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else,
but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top
of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Dave, you picked up a real ***** this time."
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Old 19 Jan 2005, 06:20 am   #3 (permalink)
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Am I the only one to notice that 90% of these teacher/student fling things are in Florida? Maybe this is the reason we havent herd much from Ace latley.

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