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Cool Tremekian
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just BS to BS. come on guys we all have dreams so lets all lie about what we have and try to impress each other. I'll go first
Back when I was still in high school on prom night I went and picked up my date that was 25 years old in a Mclaren F1 limo and on the way to the Prom I raced Schumacher in his F1 car and I put about 2 1/2 cars on him out of the hole and by 4th gear I had him calling me on the celly and he invited me to drive for Ferrari. Ofcoarse I tunred him down and said that Ferrari is over rated and I am too rich to even consider 100 Million a year. Then after the prom I went back to the house with the date and sat down with my 3 other wives Laura Prepon, Vida Guerra, and Jessica white. Needless to say after a few drinks we got it on in the master bed room like we do every night. Then after all that I decided to drive over to my mansion in the hills on my Viper powered motorcycle (Thats right I own the proto type) and on the way there, guess who I bump into at the red light, John Force and Kenny burstian had there dragsters lined up and were ready to race. When the light turned Green I took off after they did and needless to say I drove right around them at about 250 MPH, Those top fuelers have no top end. All in all it was a good night I guess, I got 3 kills and all but I would have to say it is an average night. Things like this happen every day. BTW Next week I got to race against the land speed record holder from a roll, I'll tell you how that race goes, I'm not worried about it. I think I pretty much have him covered also. this was today.... Well today was just like every other day, i had to go to the air port to pick up a friend of mine and I was cruisin at the air port and saw a Mig 21 jet fighter and I asked him to run one time and we went from a 40 Roll, I completely demolished that thing till about 500 MPH then I had to shut it down due to stopping room. he did a ricer fly by litterally and took off. Now the government wants to take my car apart and find out why i can go so fast in a street car. i told them i hadn't even left first gear yet and the car was capable of 1/2 lightspeed off the nitrous and took the president for a ride. Needless to say, NASA is hiring me to do there FPA(Foreign Planet Automobile) program. For outer galaxy races against other alien life forms. The only thing holding me back on my .00001 60' is my street tires. So NASA is developing some special rubber for my car. But it will be usueless soon since I have found a way to make this thing hover like the back to the future car, that way I can cut down on friction that is limiting my potential and I should be at 3/4 light speed while using my mental power to hover and power the car. because of my inventions i have won countless awards for being the smartest being in the galaxy.
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LuCiFeR
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dude you do realy need help. and thats no BS. lol
with the amont of shit flying around the web this thread should fill up quick.
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lol...lets see my dreams that iwll never happen... " I go to japan and be the best american actually best drifter of al ltime with a impreza wrx...and then another dream of mine is ..too own mcdonalds lol ...what BS huh " i wish i could drive in a F1 !
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GTX I have always liked you and hope we can get along one day. <<< That was an example ![]()
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I Love The Lord Jesus. Romans 3:23 "for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God," Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 5:8 "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 10:9 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." |
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I don't really have a Subaru and the picture of the one in my avatar was taken at a dealership. I really drive a 1980's Ford Fiesta 1.0 with blacked out windows and can't drive for shit and hang out at Mc Donalds every saturday and stand next to other people's cars when they go for something to eat so people come up to me and say nice car dude
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LuCiFeR
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that hurt me from my hair to the tips of my toes............. ![]()
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my goal by 70 is to get a girlfriend... oh yeah, she needs to be paris hilton
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Its just bs,the truth is gilly and boyd are getting married tomorrow,they both drive small fwd cars
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