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DriftingRz · 16 Sep 2009, 06:05 am

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will
you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini
ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot
then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical
technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot
bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the
robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser
and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great
martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about
50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you still happy you
voted for Obama?"

fat_kid · 16 Sep 2009, 06:12 am

no lol here

97talon · 16 Sep 2009, 06:38 am

I lol'd.

mattlikespeople · 16 Sep 2009, 08:00 am

Yes, because only people with IQ's of 50 voted for obama.

97talon · 16 Sep 2009, 02:28 pm

Yep..

mattlikespeople · 16 Sep 2009, 05:39 pm

so tired of arguing about politics and religion

HANS · 16 Sep 2009, 06:15 pm

they where funny when he first got elected. now they're just getting stupid and repetitive.

DriftingRz · 16 Sep 2009, 06:29 pm

only to people who like the dumbshit /\ /\ /\

HANS · 16 Sep 2009, 06:43 pm

awww. dont get pussy hurt now.

97talon · 16 Sep 2009, 07:02 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by HANS

they where funny when he first got elected. now they're just getting stupid and repetitive.

Actually they are getting funnier because he just keeps getting worse and worse.

16 Sep 2009, 06:05 am	#1 (permalink)
DriftingRz Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gone Fishin' Posts: 8,610 DriftingRz's Gallery	robot bartender Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you still happy you voted for Obama?"

16 Sep 2009, 06:12 am	#2 (permalink)
fat_kid Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: behind your mom doing teh dirty Posts: 8,072 fat_kid's Gallery Infractions: 0/1 (100)	Re: robot bartender no lol here

16 Sep 2009, 06:38 am	#3 (permalink)
97talon VIPER>ZR1 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Laconia NH Posts: 21,019 97talon's Gallery	Re: robot bartender I lol'd.

16 Sep 2009, 08:00 am	#4 (permalink)
mattlikespeople Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: insightful and tastfully immature Posts: 6,206 mattlikespeople's Gallery	Re: robot bartender Yes, because only people with IQ's of 50 voted for obama. __________________

16 Sep 2009, 02:28 pm	#5 (permalink)
97talon VIPER>ZR1 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Laconia NH Posts: 21,019 97talon's Gallery	Re: robot bartender Yep..

16 Sep 2009, 05:39 pm	#6 (permalink)
mattlikespeople Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: insightful and tastfully immature Posts: 6,206 mattlikespeople's Gallery	Re: robot bartender so tired of arguing about politics and religion __________________

16 Sep 2009, 06:15 pm	#7 (permalink)
HANS Fanatic Tremekian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oakland Park, FL Posts: 622 HANS's Gallery	Re: robot bartender they where funny when he first got elected. now they're just getting stupid and repetitive. __________________

16 Sep 2009, 06:29 pm	#8 (permalink)
DriftingRz Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gone Fishin' Posts: 8,610 DriftingRz's Gallery	Re: robot bartender only to people who like the dumbshit /\ /\ /\

16 Sep 2009, 06:43 pm	#9 (permalink)
HANS Fanatic Tremekian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oakland Park, FL Posts: 622 HANS's Gallery	Re: robot bartender awww. dont get pussy hurt now. __________________

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