AWESOME '91 protege (craigslist +email)

[mattlikespeople]

1991 Mazda Protege LX Show Car.

Originally Posted by Me in my email

Owner,

Are you freaking kidding me? No one in thier right mind would pay $20k for this hunk of junk. You must have more money than sense.

Erebuni Shogun 4 piece Body Kit that was modified to fit. -rice
Custom Tribal Painted on each side and on the hood of the car.- gay
Teardrops flushed in both side skirt body panels with chrome mesh. - chrome mesh= rice
Both side skirts and rear bumper are fiberglassed to the car.(NO BODY LINE)-waste of time/effort
BMW Z3 Gills in both front fenders. -way overdone and rice
Shaved door handles with door poppers on front 2 doors.
Fiberglass Impreza hood scoop that was ordered from England. -waste of money/non-functional
Shaved factory antenna and replaced with a VW Bug Antenna. -wtf?
Shaved factory water tracks on roof of car making the roof more smooth.
Changed factory head lights to cavalier projector headlights. -sweet..cavilier lights
Custom Spoiler with 3rd LED brake light.
12 Head Wheelan Strobe Kit.(REAL STROBES LIKE COPS USE) gimme a break
Specially Crafted chrome front sway bar. bet that comes in handy when the trailer is turning
Dual EXhaust with Chrome 4 Inch Dragonfire Exhaust. on a 1.8l 4cyl? idiot
50 Shot of Nitrous with 4 purge lines that will SPRAY the front windshield with nitrous to clear the nitrous lines. just WAITING for this to malfunction
WheelsOver $2,000 invested) hahahahaha!! cant buy taste, i guess

I'll give you $50 if you'll drive this off a cliff.

<3

[American Psycho]

not bad

[JoseCR7]

i actually have heard that those are pretty quick 9if modded correctly of course)
but that one is waste of time

[Memphis]

I need to sell this guys something if hes paying 2 grand for those wheels.

[mattlikespeople]

my friend's brother has a 94 prot...metalic gray, jdm motor, turbo, 40-way adjustable susp. 343whp. Took it to the track at little talladega and the only thing faster than him was a 997 turbo