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DriftingRz · 08 Jun 2008, 01:40 pm

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

1.Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language

2.Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock

3.Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped

4.Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

5.Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels

6.France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

7.Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

8.George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

9.Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

10.85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight l oss.

11.Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

12.Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.

13.Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

14.Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States .

15.Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

16.Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

17.Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

18.Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

19.New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 .

20.IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

21.Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.

bmxer99 · 08 Jun 2008, 01:58 pm

some were funny

STIvsSVT · 08 Jun 2008, 03:20 pm

Where is the part about the Zombies?

static · 08 Jun 2008, 03:44 pm

Quote:

13.Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

01mmmz28 · 08 Jun 2008, 04:17 pm

LOL...#13 RULES !!!!

Traction Issuez · 08 Jun 2008, 07:10 pm

who are you kidding, there will never be a camera that fast.

Remirez · 08 Jun 2008, 07:40 pm

haha. some good ones there.

Blair_355 · 08 Jun 2008, 07:41 pm

Some were good.

JoseCR7 · 08 Jun 2008, 08:39 pm

ahahaha 13 was great ahahah

97talon · 09 Jun 2008, 01:05 am

Not bad.

08 Jun 2008, 01:40 pm	#1 (permalink)
DriftingRz Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: sending obama invitations to the annual lynching Posts: 7,755 DriftingRz's Gallery	predictions for 2029 HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029 1.Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language 2.Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock 3.Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped 4.Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. 5.Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels 6.France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! 7.Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. 8.George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. 9.Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 10.85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight l oss. 11.Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. 12.Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico. 13.Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. 14.Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States . 15.Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. 16.Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. 17.Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. 18.Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. 19.New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 . 20.IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. 21.Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines. __________________ "Well hell man, as soon as my mustangs ready to go. bubbas gonna give her a little 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, You know what im saying man.... sniff sniff"

08 Jun 2008, 01:58 pm	#2 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 22,239 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	Re: predictions for 2029 some were funny __________________

08 Jun 2008, 03:20 pm	#3 (permalink)
STIvsSVT Fanatic Tremekian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kent Island Posts: 698 STIvsSVT's Gallery	Re: predictions for 2029 Where is the part about the Zombies? __________________ 2000 FRC: Custom X-pipe w/ Corsa Pace exhaust, K&N CAI, Black Factory Z06 Wheels on Potenza RE050s

08 Jun 2008, 04:17 pm	#5 (permalink)
01mmmz28 Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: On a national search to find burgh a dentist that will work on baboon teeth. Posts: 5,317 01mmmz28's Gallery	Re: predictions for 2029 LOL...#13 RULES !!!! __________________ 2001 Z/28 LS1. Texas speed cam 231/237 598/595 112 lsa, .660 lift springs,7.4 hardened pushrods, lid, LT headers,TSP X pipe,Texas speed "true duels",Richmond 4.10 gears, stud kit, Thunder racing girdle cover, Spec stg 3+ clutch, ARP rod bolts, clevite main and rod bearings, 25% underdrive pulley, SLP 85mm MAF,black ZR1 rims 315/35/17 Nitto DR's, BMR subframes, BMR LCA's, Edelbrock TQ Arm, BMR pan hard bar. LS2 timing chain and gear set, LS6 ported oil pump.... Tuned by R.P.M. Performance. All labor done my ME and a few good friends !!!!

08 Jun 2008, 07:10 pm	#6 (permalink)
Traction Issuez LuCiFeR Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: hanging eddy wu from a tree and beating him Posts: 12,241 Traction Issuez's Gallery	Re: predictions for 2029 who are you kidding, there will never be a camera that fast. __________________ 1st MEMBER OF THE KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION. *RICO BRICKINGTON*

08 Jun 2008, 07:40 pm	#7 (permalink)
Remirez Senior Tremekian Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In my chair, in front of my computer Posts: 1,255 Remirez's Gallery	Re: predictions for 2029 haha. some good ones there. __________________ But without adventure the finest opportunities of risk, discovery and even solitude could never be ours, and life would be reduced to a dead level of safety, knowledge, and society. - Henry W. Nevison

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