Missed Encounters

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One of my favorite things to do is to read the missed encounters section of Craigslist. Most of it is stupid ass poems and people jabbering about their road rage, but there are some gems. here's somee, post up any that you see.

Doofus bothering mourners wants a date.
Swan Point - m4w

Swan Point - m4w
Reply to: pers-448758458@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-14, 12:22PM EDT
Hello. I saw you in Swan Point Cemetery on Sunday about 11. I was wearing a cranberry hoodie and waved from the top of a mausoleum. You were wearing a white tank top and were walking with your friend. Any chance you might want to take a stroll there next Sunday (not a workout?)

CLEARLY they want you to walk up to their car while they're fooling around and beat off on their window.
Red VW Sunday morning

Red VW Sunday morning
Reply to: pers-448690498@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-14, 10:38AM EDT
Around 10:15AM Sunday morning, Red VW four door with dark tinted windows. You were going for it in the parking lot.
Want an audience next time

Actually on second thought that one might have been someone jacking it IN their car, in which case they probably need a friend.

I always wondered how gay guys find dates, unless they're set up by friends or go to a gaybar there's really no way to assume any guy you meet on the street swings that way. unless you decide to crush on the pizza dude
Crush on the Pizza delivery guy - m4m

Crush on the Pizza delivery guy - m4m
Reply to: pers-445613053@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-10, 8:05PM EDT
Every time I see you, I want to say something but I know I cant. That boyish charm, that look in your eye, that ass, lol
If I only could, and you just walked away.
And the sad part is, I have to let you do the same again next week..
Signed
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