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bmxer99 · 10 Sep 2007, 07:58 pm

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this Camaro, even with its big blower, As the light goes green I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in huge clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when the V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keep the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get ever smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

Blair_355 · 10 Sep 2007, 08:07 pm

Memphis · 10 Sep 2007, 08:29 pm

Anonymous · 11 Sep 2007, 04:05 am

LOL.
it is true, but i really want to know: why do ricers like to use SOHC honda's?

EVILZ33 · 11 Sep 2007, 05:22 am

because theyre poor

97talon · 11 Sep 2007, 06:43 am

Hahahahahahaha.

Who did you steal that one from?

Traction Issuez · 11 Sep 2007, 08:49 am

i posted this last year, but with a mustang not camaro.

static · 11 Sep 2007, 08:56 am

hahhaaa nice one

97talon · 11 Sep 2007, 10:45 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Traction Issuez

i posted this last year, but with a mustang not camaro.

Rams figured if he waited a year and reposted it everyone would think he was funny

Traction Issuez · 11 Sep 2007, 10:58 am

and yet he has failed once again... end life now rams, before you fall deeper into depression, do it before you go emo......... think of your parents, do you want them to go through the rest of their lives knowing you turned emo........

01mmmz28 · 11 Sep 2007, 10:59 am

LOL good one

Funny........I always said that they put the "ricer chistmas wish list" down the side of their cars w/ all the stickers they have, but none of the mods that go w/ them..........and the stickers get blown off as the camaro goes by....LOL

DriftingRz · 11 Sep 2007, 02:45 pm

awsome little read, gonna have to save that one

bmxer99 · 11 Sep 2007, 04:03 pm

lol stole it from ls1tech. i dont have the patience to make shit like that up

DriftingRz · 11 Sep 2007, 06:16 pm

and ur just plain out, not smart enough

v_dub_ya · 11 Sep 2007, 06:18 pm

pretty funny

10 Sep 2007, 07:58 pm	#1 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 22,207 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	A Ricer Christmas Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this Camaro, even with its big blower, As the light goes green I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in huge clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when the V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keep the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get ever smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night. __________________

11 Sep 2007, 04:05 am	#4 (permalink)
Anonymous Regular Tremekian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kingdom of Saudi Arabia,Dammam Posts: 175 Anonymous's Gallery	Re: A Ricer Christmas LOL. it is true, but i really want to know: why do ricers like to use SOHC honda's?

11 Sep 2007, 05:22 am	#5 (permalink)
EVILZ33 Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CHI-TOWN Posts: 6,516 EVILZ33's Gallery	Re: A Ricer Christmas because theyre poor __________________ MY CAR 03 Z33 twin turbo track edition mods:alot 99 BMW 328is keepin her mods:carbonio air intake,B&B exhaust

11 Sep 2007, 08:49 am	#7 (permalink)
Traction Issuez LuCiFeR Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: hanging eddy wu from a tree and beating him Posts: 12,238 Traction Issuez's Gallery	Re: A Ricer Christmas i posted this last year, but with a mustang not camaro. __________________ 1st MEMBER OF THE KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION. *RICO BRICKINGTON*

11 Sep 2007, 08:56 am	#8 (permalink)
static Crazy Tremekian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: At Work Posts: 5,353 static's Gallery	Re: A Ricer Christmas hahhaaa nice one __________________ Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...

11 Sep 2007, 10:58 am	#10 (permalink)
Traction Issuez LuCiFeR Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: hanging eddy wu from a tree and beating him Posts: 12,238 Traction Issuez's Gallery	Re: A Ricer Christmas and yet he has failed once again... end life now rams, before you fall deeper into depression, do it before you go emo......... think of your parents, do you want them to go through the rest of their lives knowing you turned emo........ __________________ 1st MEMBER OF THE KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION. *RICO BRICKINGTON*

11 Sep 2007, 10:59 am	#11 (permalink)
01mmmz28 Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: On a national search to find burgh a dentist that will work on baboon teeth. Posts: 5,306 01mmmz28's Gallery	Re: A Ricer Christmas LOL good one Funny........I always said that they put the "ricer chistmas wish list" down the side of their cars w/ all the stickers they have, but none of the mods that go w/ them..........and the stickers get blown off as the camaro goes by....LOL __________________ 2001 Z/28 LS1. Texas speed cam 231/237 598/595 112 lsa, .660 lift springs,7.4 hardened pushrods, lid, LT headers,TSP X pipe,Texas speed "true duels",Richmond 4.10 gears, stud kit, Thunder racing girdle cover, Spec stg 3+ clutch, ARP rod bolts, clevite main and rod bearings, 25% underdrive pulley, SLP 85mm MAF,black ZR1 rims 315/35/17 Nitto DR's, BMR subframes, BMR LCA's, Edelbrock TQ Arm, BMR pan hard bar. LS2 timing chain and gear set, LS6 ported oil pump.... Tuned by R.P.M. Performance. All labor done my ME and a few good friends !!!!

11 Sep 2007, 02:45 pm	#12 (permalink)
DriftingRz Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: sending obama invitations to the annual lynching Posts: 7,741 DriftingRz's Gallery	Re: A Ricer Christmas awsome little read, gonna have to save that one __________________ "Well hell man, as soon as my mustangs ready to go. bubbas gonna give her a little 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, You know what im saying man.... sniff sniff"

11 Sep 2007, 04:03 pm	#13 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 22,207 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	Re: A Ricer Christmas lol stole it from ls1tech. i dont have the patience to make shit like that up __________________

11 Sep 2007, 06:16 pm	#14 (permalink)
DriftingRz Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: sending obama invitations to the annual lynching Posts: 7,741 DriftingRz's Gallery	Re: A Ricer Christmas and ur just plain out, not smart enough __________________ "Well hell man, as soon as my mustangs ready to go. bubbas gonna give her a little 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, You know what im saying man.... sniff sniff"

11 Sep 2007, 06:18 pm	#15 (permalink)
v_dub_ya Pulling the belts tight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Racing in an autocross event :) Posts: 10,612 v_dub_ya's Gallery	Re: A Ricer Christmas pretty funny __________________

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