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r34drifter · 21 Jul 2007, 05:26 pm

Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world. "As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."

Ford thinks about it, and says, - "I want to hang out with God Himself."

So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, - " When you invented Women, what were You thinking?"

God asks, "What do you mean?"

"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.
5. It is out of commission at least 5 out of 28 days.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.

Just to name a few."

"Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold on a minute." God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours...

bmxer99 · 21 Jul 2007, 06:13 pm

good joke

Blair_355 · 21 Jul 2007, 06:53 pm

hahahaha nice joke.

JoseCR7 · 22 Jul 2007, 10:31 am

hahahah thats a good one

bballboy2819 · 22 Jul 2007, 01:39 pm

lol nice find

v_dub_ya · 22 Jul 2007, 05:06 pm

hahahhahahhah

good one

CRISTIAN · 22 Jul 2007, 07:27 pm

cool but don't #1 and #8 contradict each other? I don't even get #9

r34drifter · 22 Jul 2007, 07:57 pm

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Originally Posted by CRISTIAN

cool but don't #1 and #8 contradict each other? I don't even get #9

I know, i thought the same, i tried picking the best english version... altho I originally read the spanish version, which I think is better, here it is: Presentación PPT PowerPoint - Ford, Dios y las mujeres

97talon · 23 Jul 2007, 12:38 am

Hahahaha. Good one.

static · 23 Jul 2007, 01:27 am

hahhhaaaaaaa

ratfink454 · 24 Jul 2007, 06:49 pm

Very good.

21 Jul 2007, 05:26 pm	#1 (permalink)
r34drifter Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 5,122 r34drifter's Gallery	Can't miss this joke!!: Henry Ford Goes to Heaven... Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world. "As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want." Ford thinks about it, and says, - "I want to hang out with God Himself." So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, - " When you invented Women, what were You thinking?" God asks, "What do you mean?" "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much front end protrusion. 2. It chatters way too much at high speeds. 3. Maintenance is extremely high. 4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing. 5. It is out of commission at least 5 out of 28 days. 6. The rear end wobbles too much. 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust. 8. The headlights are usually too small. 9. Fuel consumption is outrageous. Just to name a few." "Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold on a minute." God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours... __________________ Like avatar? click this Last edited by r34drifter; 21 Jul 2007 at 06:21 pm.

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