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Traction Issuez · 28 Jan 2007, 07:06 am

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale ,lager, etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER although sometimes you do !

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

static · 28 Jan 2007, 07:15 am

haha , awesome , but what would u prefer beer or vagina

Traction Issuez · 28 Jan 2007, 07:16 am

open my beer in a vagina......
fill the vagina with beer and drink it from there.....

UKunt · 28 Jan 2007, 07:19 am

lmao cooool shit.

static · 28 Jan 2007, 07:24 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Traction Issuez

open my beer in a vagina......
fill the vagina with beer and drink it from there.....

, when u do it , get a vid

01mmmz28 · 28 Jan 2007, 08:29 am

that was good...........how bout vagina flavored beer?!?!?

Traction Issuez · 28 Jan 2007, 08:36 am

i like beer to taste normal, not the fruity crap you can buy.. and same goes for vagina.... no fish tasting puss for me thanks.

01mmmz28 · 28 Jan 2007, 08:38 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Traction Issuez

i like beer to taste normal, not the fruity crap you can buy.. and same goes for vagina.... no fish tasting puss for me thanks.

LOL, what you wouldn't like a fruity tasting vagina???

97talon · 28 Jan 2007, 08:39 am

This is hillarious.

Traction Issuez · 28 Jan 2007, 08:55 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by 01mmmz28

LOL, what you wouldn't like a fruity tasting vagina???

lol summer eve for the win

v_dub_ya · 28 Jan 2007, 09:32 am

nice find Rico

bmxer99 · 28 Jan 2007, 10:20 am

excellent find

Miss Naïou · 28 Jan 2007, 10:24 am

I've never wanted a beer as much as I want it now. lol

TacomaSR5Dave · 28 Jan 2007, 11:26 am

this is a very convincing argument

GTSAdam · 29 Jan 2007, 12:02 am

Gold. I want beer

28 Jan 2007, 07:06 am	#1 (permalink)
Traction Issuez LuCiFeR Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: hanging eddy wu from a tree and beating him Posts: 12,228 Traction Issuez's Gallery	beer vs vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale ,lager, etc One point to BEER 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER although sometimes you do ! FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER __________________ 1st MEMBER OF THE KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION. *RICO BRICKINGTON*

28 Jan 2007, 07:15 am	#2 (permalink)
static Crazy Tremekian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: At Work Posts: 5,344 static's Gallery	haha , awesome , but what would u prefer beer or vagina __________________ Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...

28 Jan 2007, 07:16 am	#3 (permalink)
Traction Issuez LuCiFeR Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: hanging eddy wu from a tree and beating him Posts: 12,228 Traction Issuez's Gallery	open my beer in a vagina...... fill the vagina with beer and drink it from there..... __________________ 1st MEMBER OF THE KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION. *RICO BRICKINGTON*

28 Jan 2007, 07:19 am	#4 (permalink)
UKunt Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: taking a DNA test to see if im the dad of 01mmmz28s kid. Posts: 15,962 UKunt's Gallery Infractions: 0/4 (400)	lmao cooool shit. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKuWfPxwIfo Kirk is my daddy. I hate england

28 Jan 2007, 08:29 am	#6 (permalink)
01mmmz28 Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: On a national search to find burgh a dentist that will work on baboon teeth. Posts: 5,267 01mmmz28's Gallery	that was good...........how bout vagina flavored beer?!?!? __________________ 2001 Z/28 LS1. Texas speed cam 231/237 598/595 112 lsa, .660 lift springs,7.4 hardened pushrods, lid, LT headers,TSP X pipe,Texas speed "true duels",Richmond 4.10 gears, stud kit, Thunder racing girdle cover, Spec stg 3+ clutch, ARP rod bolts, clevite main and rod bearings, 25% underdrive pulley, SLP 85mm MAF,black ZR1 rims 315/35/17 Nitto DR's, BMR subframes, BMR LCA's, Edelbrock TQ Arm, BMR pan hard bar. LS2 timing chain and gear set, LS6 ported oil pump.... Tuned by R.P.M. Performance. All labor done my ME and a few good friends !!!!

28 Jan 2007, 08:36 am	#7 (permalink)
Traction Issuez LuCiFeR Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: hanging eddy wu from a tree and beating him Posts: 12,228 Traction Issuez's Gallery	i like beer to taste normal, not the fruity crap you can buy.. and same goes for vagina.... no fish tasting puss for me thanks. __________________ 1st MEMBER OF THE KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION. *RICO BRICKINGTON*

28 Jan 2007, 09:32 am	#11 (permalink)
v_dub_ya Pulling the belts tight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Racing in an autocross event :) Posts: 10,608 v_dub_ya's Gallery	nice find Rico __________________

28 Jan 2007, 10:20 am	#12 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 22,117 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	excellent find __________________

28 Jan 2007, 10:24 am	#13 (permalink)
Miss Naïou Cool Tremekian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 255 Miss Naïou's Gallery	I've never wanted a beer as much as I want it now. lol __________________ pics

28 Jan 2007, 11:26 am	#14 (permalink)
TacomaSR5Dave Dedicated Tremekian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Orlando Posts: 2,105 TacomaSR5Dave's Gallery	this is a very convincing argument __________________ Resident Radar Detector Fanatic

29 Jan 2007, 12:02 am	#15 (permalink)
GTSAdam Dedicated Tremekian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,898 GTSAdam's Gallery	Gold. I want beer __________________ "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, BUT rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming... "HELL YEAH, WHAT A TRIP" http://www.drakephotography.com.au

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