Volvo Facts

[Marek]

1. No one knows where the door handle is

2. Volvos are not shaped like bricks, bricks are shaped like volvos...

3. You dont get pulled over in a volvo

4. You can drift in front of a cop in a volvo and: back to #3

5. they are big and heavy

6. they are damn good car for long runs and afternoon beatings

7. Element of surprise

8. Changing the wonderful heater core

9. 90% of volvo owners never got head

10. weak manual trannies

11. blowing heads at 22.5 psi

12. stupid Key ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

13. Unable to turn off your lights, ever ever ever (except no key!)

14. 10% of volvo drivers know how to please a Lady better than 75% of non volvo drivers

15. strongest damn bumpers front and back, no questions asked

16. Volvo are so tuff, that Chuck Norris has trouble driving one

17. all volvo's sound alike

18. They hardly ever break down

19. Chances are its the safest car at the strip :thumpup:

20. You can fit at least 5 bodies in the trunk

21. too much accessories

22. a Twin Turbo ls1 or 5.0 fit like a glove

23. Boost

24. volvo = I ROLL in latin

25. The Saint drove one

[Haakon]

32. volvo engines are just as tunable as a sr20det or other turbocharged 2 liter, if not better then alot of them.

[bmxer99]

wow... so many things i didnt know before

[01mmmz28]

Originally Posted by Marek

1. No one knows where the door handle is, cause volvo drivers are monkey like retards

2. Volvos are not shaped like bricks, bricks are shaped like volvos... and therefor they are bricks

3. You dont get pulled over in a volvo, cause it can't go over 55mph

4. You can drift in front of a cop in a volvo and: back to #3

5. they are big and heavy, like the women you get if you drive one

6. they are damn good car for long runs and afternoon beatings

7. Element of surprise

8. Changing the wonderful heater core .......wouldn't know

9. 90% of volvo owners never got head from a women because 90% of volvo drivers are gay and the other 10% are women

10. weak manual trannies

11. blowing heads at 22.5 psi

12. stupid Key ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

13. Unable to turn off your lights, ever ever ever (except no key!)

14. 10% of volvo drivers know how to please a man better than 75% of non volvo drivers

15. strongest damn bumpers front and back, no questions asked, because we have to run down our sheep before we hump them and we sometime need to hit them.

16. Volvo are so tuff, that Chuck Norris has trouble driving one

17. all volvo's sound like crap

18. They hardly ever break down.....no this IS true, can't argue that

19. Chances are its the safest car at the strip :thumpup: , no argument on that either

20. You can fit at least 5 fat chicks in the trunk

21. too much accessories

22. a Twin Turbo ls1 or 5.0 fit like a glove, they need to in order to make it fast

23. Boost is required to make it fast

24. volvo = I ROLL in latin

25. The Saint drove one

There, I fixed most of them for you.:thumb:

[low_civic]

marek the volvo isn't god gift to driving...

it does break down...and honestly it doesn't look like a brick it looks like a turd covered brick..

anyhow

[Marek]

Originally Posted by low_civic

marek the volvo isn't god gift to driving...

it does break down...and honestly it doesn't look like a brick it looks like a turd covered brick..

anyhow

thanks :thumb:

ps: its funny how you see my post as PRONING the volvo, they were just stupid facts
anyhow, nice job on sucking the fun out of it Low

[UKunt]

wow haakon is worse then LOW for deleting posts.. he should stay away more.

27.people from norway stay in the cold to long and think volvo means warm in sweedish.

[low_civic]

i was the one who deleted the posts cuz i am sick and tired of threads going way of topic...


ok the facts were some what funny...but not really i am still trying to find the humor...

as for sucking the fun out of it....how can fun be sucked out of soemthing that was boring to begin with?

anyhow stuopid thread has gotten to offtopic to many times...closed