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Blackmilk · 28 Dec 2006, 02:34 pm

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ok this is what is happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be back any minute so i need your help

Heres some background:

see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)

and whatever yeah i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz

So she came like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wouldnt fit in properly.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwave it for 8 minutes, and then i poured it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

I read that on another forum

~~Ford88~~ · 28 Dec 2006, 02:38 pm

lol thats not a spammer

01mmmz28 · 28 Dec 2006, 02:53 pm

WA HA HA HA HA ......That rocks.......wonder if he used butter or "parkay"....spreadable I bet.......maybe country crock.....LOL

HKSevo · 28 Dec 2006, 03:02 pm

lmao, wtf...do you guys think it really happened? if it did then OMFG lol

01mmmz28 · 28 Dec 2006, 03:03 pm

butter???!!?? though, c'mon...just spit on the pus*y if it's dry, but that means he aint doing something right if that thing aint dripping wet.

static · 28 Dec 2006, 03:41 pm

hahahahahahahaaaa

Memphis · 28 Dec 2006, 03:43 pm

should i give her another N64 game

v_dub_ya · 28 Dec 2006, 03:50 pm

he used the wrong stuff

TougeMonster · 28 Dec 2006, 04:26 pm

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robz95xj · 28 Dec 2006, 07:46 pm

Funny Shit

What Forum you get that off?

BTW 11,000 POSt B*tches

JGT8229 · 28 Dec 2006, 07:47 pm

noobs

robz95xj · 28 Dec 2006, 07:55 pm

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Originally Posted by rydinturbo

noobs

u stupif ****in pothead, the best lube is a lil spit, its free and redily availible

Turbo AWD · 28 Dec 2006, 07:58 pm

Hahahahahaha. Might as well just rape her.

bmxer99 · 28 Dec 2006, 08:02 pm

lol, if traction is hard to get then your doing something right with the ol slip and slide.. but if its dry.. then go read a book or something

vonivo · 28 Dec 2006, 08:18 pm

repost :mecry:

28 Dec 2006, 02:53 pm	#3 (permalink)
01mmmz28 Veteran Tremekian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: On a national search to find burgh a dentist that will work on baboon teeth. Posts: 4,995 01mmmz28's Gallery	WA HA HA HA HA ......That rocks.......wonder if he used butter or "parkay"....spreadable I bet.......maybe country crock.....LOL __________________ 2001 Z/28 LS1. Texas speed cam 231/237 598/595 112 lsa, .660 lift springs,7.4 hardened pushrods, lid, LT headers,TSP X pipe,Texas speed "true duels",Richmond 4.10 gears, stud kit, Thunder racing girdle cover, Spec stg 3+ clutch, ARP rod bolts, clevite main and rod bearings, 25% underdrive pulley, SLP 85mm MAF,black ZR1 rims 315/35/17 Nitto DR's, BMR subframes, BMR LCA's, Edelbrock TQ Arm, BMR pan hard bar. LS2 timing chain and gear set, LS6 ported oil pump.... Tuned by R.P.M. Performance. All labor done my ME and a few good friends !!!!

28 Dec 2006, 03:02 pm	#4 (permalink)
HKSevo TITLE, CAN I HAS IT??? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: SoCal, California Posts: 8,156 HKSevo's Gallery Infractions: 0/1 (5)	lmao, wtf...do you guys think it really happened? if it did then OMFG lol __________________

28 Dec 2006, 03:03 pm	#5 (permalink)
01mmmz28 Veteran Tremekian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: On a national search to find burgh a dentist that will work on baboon teeth. Posts: 4,995 01mmmz28's Gallery	butter???!!?? though, c'mon...just spit on the pus*y if it's dry, but that means he aint doing something right if that thing aint dripping wet. __________________ 2001 Z/28 LS1. Texas speed cam 231/237 598/595 112 lsa, .660 lift springs,7.4 hardened pushrods, lid, LT headers,TSP X pipe,Texas speed "true duels",Richmond 4.10 gears, stud kit, Thunder racing girdle cover, Spec stg 3+ clutch, ARP rod bolts, clevite main and rod bearings, 25% underdrive pulley, SLP 85mm MAF,black ZR1 rims 315/35/17 Nitto DR's, BMR subframes, BMR LCA's, Edelbrock TQ Arm, BMR pan hard bar. LS2 timing chain and gear set, LS6 ported oil pump.... Tuned by R.P.M. Performance. All labor done my ME and a few good friends !!!!

28 Dec 2006, 03:41 pm	#6 (permalink)
static Crazy Tremekian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: At Work Posts: 5,227 static's Gallery	hahahahahahahaaaa __________________ Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...

28 Dec 2006, 04:26 pm	#9 (permalink)
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28 Dec 2006, 02:38 pm	#2 (permalink)
~~Ford88~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,277 Ford88's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (201)	lol thats not a spammer

28 Dec 2006, 03:50 pm	#8 (permalink)
v_dub_ya Pulling the belts tight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Racing in an autocross event :) Posts: 10,554 v_dub_ya's Gallery	he used the wrong stuff

28 Dec 2006, 07:46 pm	#10 (permalink)
robz95xj Oooo Pretty Bumper Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I'm Thinkin Of Takin' A Shit On Ramseys Trans Am Posts: 12,888 robz95xj's Gallery	Funny Shit What Forum you get that off? BTW 11,000 POSt B*tches __________________ 1995 Cherokee Sport 6", 35's 1992 Ford F-150, 2WD, 5.0 and now rollin on MONSTER 31's

28 Dec 2006, 07:47 pm	#11 (permalink)
JGT8229 Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: boston/worken on the 5.0 Posts: 8,408 JGT8229's Gallery	noobs __________________ 5.0 pushrod power Vdubs4life

28 Dec 2006, 07:58 pm	#13 (permalink)
Turbo AWD Fanatic Tremekian Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: LAT:42.08 LON:80.18 Posts: 648 Turbo AWD's Gallery	Hahahahahaha. Might as well just rape her. __________________ A good thread is like a miniskirt. Short enough to keep you interested, and long enough to cover the entire subject. I DON'T CARE IF IT MAKES PANCAKES AND GIVES BLOWJOBS THE CAR IS STILL FWD.

28 Dec 2006, 08:02 pm	#14 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 21,598 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	lol, if traction is hard to get then your doing something right with the ol slip and slide.. but if its dry.. then go read a book or something __________________

28 Dec 2006, 08:18 pm	#15 (permalink)
vonivo Fresh Noob Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7 vonivo's Gallery	repost :mecry:

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