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programmer2000 · 24 Oct 2006, 03:05 pm

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****."

bmxer99 · 24 Oct 2006, 03:10 pm

Hahaha!!!

97talon · 24 Oct 2006, 03:30 pm

That was pretty good.

mattlikespeople · 24 Oct 2006, 05:29 pm

hahaha, 'queen'. LOL

TacomaSR5Dave · 24 Oct 2006, 05:46 pm

haha this spam shit is getting better

dsmtim · 24 Oct 2006, 06:20 pm

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Originally Posted by TacomaSR5Dave

haha this spam shit is getting better

lol yea, i like the keep the jokes lose the spam shit.

v_dub_ya · 24 Oct 2006, 06:27 pm

hahahahah

bmxer99 · 24 Oct 2006, 06:31 pm

think they forgot the spam

24 Oct 2006, 03:05 pm	#1 (permalink)
programmer2000 Fresh Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1 programmer2000's Gallery	Flight Attendent My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****."

24 Oct 2006, 03:10 pm	#2 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 21,598 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	Hahaha!!! __________________

24 Oct 2006, 05:29 pm	#4 (permalink)
mattlikespeople Veteran Tremekian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: insightful and tastfully immature Posts: 4,515 mattlikespeople's Gallery	hahaha, 'queen'. LOL __________________ Those who hold the power control the minds of the weak.

24 Oct 2006, 05:46 pm	#5 (permalink)
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24 Oct 2006, 06:27 pm	#7 (permalink)
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24 Oct 2006, 06:31 pm	#8 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 21,598 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	think they forgot the spam __________________

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