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VaskoGamsa · 30 Jul 2006, 09:40 pm

Quick, Get me a beer!

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute.”

The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight?
Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”

The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”

Hypercomp01 · 30 Jul 2006, 09:52 pm

Traction?...

bmxer99 · 30 Jul 2006, 09:54 pm

hahaha sounds like rico

v_dub_ya · 31 Jul 2006, 02:39 am

ahhahahhahah

Blair_355 · 31 Jul 2006, 02:53 am

hahaha.

97talon · 31 Jul 2006, 05:03 am

Hahahaha. Nice.

Traction Issuez · 31 Jul 2006, 08:54 am

funny.lol

bmxer99 · 31 Jul 2006, 11:49 am

rico woulda bricked her after the last beer

97talon · 31 Jul 2006, 01:24 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmxer8699

rico woulda bricked her after the last beer

When she least expects it... Bam, brick to the head.

low_civic · 31 Jul 2006, 02:12 pm

hhahahhaha yeah that was funny

v_dub_ya · 31 Jul 2006, 02:25 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by 97talon

When she least expects it... Bam, brick to the head.

Bam, brick to the head :banghead: literally

30 Jul 2006, 09:40 pm	#1 (permalink)
VaskoGamsa Fresh Noob Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1 VaskoGamsa's Gallery	Quick, Get me a beer! Quick, Get me a beer! A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute.” The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…” The man sighs and says, “It’s started…” Last edited by American Psycho; 30 Jul 2006 at 10:21 pm.

30 Jul 2006, 09:52 pm	#2 (permalink)
Hypercomp01 Senior Tremekian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In a van down by the River! Posts: 1,729 Hypercomp01's Gallery	Traction?... __________________ "Bite my shinny metal ass" - Bender.

30 Jul 2006, 09:54 pm	#3 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 22,234 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	hahaha sounds like rico __________________

31 Jul 2006, 02:39 am	#4 (permalink)
v_dub_ya Pulling the belts tight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Racing in an autocross event :) Posts: 10,615 v_dub_ya's Gallery	ahhahahhahah __________________

31 Jul 2006, 08:54 am	#7 (permalink)
Traction Issuez LuCiFeR Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: hanging eddy wu from a tree and beating him Posts: 12,241 Traction Issuez's Gallery	funny.lol __________________ 1st MEMBER OF THE KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION. *RICO BRICKINGTON*

31 Jul 2006, 11:49 am	#8 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 22,234 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	rico woulda bricked her after the last beer __________________

31 Jul 2006, 02:12 pm	#10 (permalink)
low_civic God Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: in the corner Posts: 18,058 low_civic's Gallery	hhahahhaha yeah that was funny __________________ 2nd Member of the "KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION"

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