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Old 25 Jul 2006, 12:04 am   #1 (permalink)
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The lady at the Immigration and Naturalization office came into the office late one day to see a room full of people. She took a moment to overhear a conversation already in progress before her anonymity was compromised. Two Italians were engaged in an animated conversation. Her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say:

First Emma, she coma.
Then I coma.
Then to asses they bump togetha'.
Then I coma again.
Then to asses they bump togetha' again.
Then I coma again.
Then pee twice.
Then I coma one lasta' time.
"You foul mouth swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

He says to her, "Hey, coola downa lady. Imma justa teachin' my frena' howa' to spella' Mississippi."



Lets keep the joke incase its good.

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Old 25 Jul 2006, 12:09 am   #2 (permalink)
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umm that was gay.
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Old 25 Jul 2006, 12:27 am   #3 (permalink)
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Old 25 Jul 2006, 01:25 am   #4 (permalink)
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spam was removed.
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so now its just alert?
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Old 25 Jul 2006, 01:51 am   #6 (permalink)
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gay alert.


Thats what we need before every post of Johnny's/
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Old 25 Jul 2006, 02:23 am   #7 (permalink)
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someone needs drugs and lots of em.
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pick me pick me
me me me
like, else ill like slash my wrists and like bleed a lot and like, die.
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lol decent joke
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Old 25 Jul 2006, 10:27 am   #10 (permalink)
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Joke sucked.
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it was a pity thing.. i will coma on your wifes ass
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I usually just coma in it
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lol funny responce
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and why this is here...is still a mistery
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i know it is.
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