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~~CorrectBabe~~ · 22 Jul 2006, 03:06 pm

Hello

The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk ....

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other
and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after
we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the
bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent
splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me
for staying out so late."

His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in
the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass
and say 'WHO'S HORNY????!!!' and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works
every time!!!!"

get rid of the spam for a funny read. traction issuez.

brataccas · 22 Jul 2006, 03:10 pm

LOL

Hypercomp01 · 22 Jul 2006, 08:00 pm

Pee down my leg...

bmxer99 · 22 Jul 2006, 10:00 pm

HAHAHAHA

97talon · 22 Jul 2006, 10:05 pm

This reminds me. I need another beer.

bmxer99 · 22 Jul 2006, 10:08 pm

lol mixing beer with whiskey is sick shit

97talon · 22 Jul 2006, 10:08 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmxer8699

lol mixing beer with whiskey is sick shit

Only if you are a p*ssy.

bmxer99 · 22 Jul 2006, 10:09 pm

it just tastes odd

97talon · 22 Jul 2006, 10:13 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmxer8699

it just tastes odd

How would you know?

bmxer99 · 22 Jul 2006, 10:29 pm

miller time + jack = eh?

97talon · 22 Jul 2006, 10:29 pm

Corona + Canadian Club (12 year old) = Good times.

bmxer99 · 22 Jul 2006, 10:31 pm

lol = EH!?

97talon · 23 Jul 2006, 12:53 am

Rams = gay.

BlairKunt · 23 Jul 2006, 02:42 am

canadian club is fukcing nasty shit.

Jack Daniels is nice

Traction Issuez · 23 Jul 2006, 04:57 am

J D for the win

22 Jul 2006, 03:06 pm	#1 (permalink)
~~CorrectBabe~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1 CorrectBabe's Gallery	The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk Hello The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk .... Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late." His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say 'WHO'S HORNY????!!!' and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works every time!!!!" get rid of the spam for a funny read. traction issuez. Last edited by Traction Issuez; 22 Jul 2006 at 04:53 pm.

22 Jul 2006, 08:00 pm	#3 (permalink)
Hypercomp01 Senior Tremekian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In a van down by the River! Posts: 1,728 Hypercomp01's Gallery	Pee down my leg... __________________ "Bite my shinny metal ass" - Bender.

23 Jul 2006, 04:57 am	#15 (permalink)
Traction Issuez LuCiFeR Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: hanging eddy wu from a tree and beating him Posts: 13,628 Traction Issuez's Gallery	J D for the win __________________ 1st MEMBER OF THE KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION. *RICO BRICKINGTON*

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22 Jul 2006, 03:10 pm	#2 (permalink)
brataccas Cool Tremekian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Scotland Posts: 493 brataccas's Gallery	LOL

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97talon VIPER>ZR1 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Laconia NH Posts: 21,019 97talon's Gallery	This reminds me. I need another beer.

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97talon VIPER>ZR1 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Laconia NH Posts: 21,019 97talon's Gallery	Corona + Canadian Club (12 year old) = Good times.

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97talon VIPER>ZR1 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Laconia NH Posts: 21,019 97talon's Gallery	Rams = gay.

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