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I'm Takin A Shit
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I don't know how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to you.
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while picking up a gift. Here's how the scam works: Two hawt 18ish girls come over to your car as you are leaving the store. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy Walmart t-shirts. It is impossible not to look, believe me. When you thank them and offer them a tip they say, "No," and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Tuesday and Thursday. I need to go back for another wallet but I'm afraid it's going to happen tonight, too. |
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Thats a good way to get robbed
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I dont have a back seat. And the last time a girl in a tight shirt tried to "wash" my GT, I said "what the hell are you doing?". She looked at me and said "dont you want me to wash your car?"... NO. Then came the burn out.
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