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Old 10 May 2004, 12:15 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Talking The Priest and The Alter Boy?!?!

If you are catholic.......im sorry in advance...but dont worry cuz im catholic too .....

There was a priest in the confessional...and he had to take a sh*t.

So he looks for another priest to take his place....and he can't find one..

So he calls over the Janitor...."Here's a list of sins you can do, and here is a list of things to do to repent those sins, Be right back."
-Few Minutes Later_

A man walks into the confessional booth...."Father forgive me for I had anal sex with a man."

So the Janitor pulls out the list of sins and he looks up anal sex and he cant find it.

So he walks out of the confessional looking for the priest and he cant find him.

He sees the altar boy and calls him over.........

"Timmy, what does father give for anal sex?"- janitor

Timmy replies- "Well he usually gives a 2 candy bars and bag of chips."
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Old 10 May 2004, 01:06 pm   #2 (permalink)
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haha nice one
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Old 11 May 2004, 07:24 am   #3 (permalink)
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that one is pretty bad but funny
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