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Old 12 Mar 2006, 08:41 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you
know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a
son of a bi*ch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"
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Old 12 Mar 2006, 08:42 pm   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 12 Mar 2006, 08:44 pm   #3 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats awsome
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Old 12 Mar 2006, 08:44 pm   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12 Mar 2006, 08:47 pm   #5 (permalink)
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LMFAo that was a god 1.
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Old 12 Mar 2006, 10:48 pm   #6 (permalink)
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hahahh GODAMN that sucks. funny though, and nice avatar rob
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Old 12 Mar 2006, 10:52 pm   #7 (permalink)
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hahahh GODAMN that sucks. funny though, and nice avatar rob
its gonna cost me $31,000
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Old 13 Mar 2006, 02:10 pm   #8 (permalink)
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haha....good shiet!!!
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Old 13 Mar 2006, 02:12 pm   #9 (permalink)
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Old 13 Mar 2006, 02:57 pm   #12 (permalink)
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i always though priests rape little boys
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i always though priests rape little boys
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Ahahahaahaha Father got owned!
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lmao .that was funny shit
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