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robz95xj · 07 Mar 2006, 12:56 pm

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49

Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking....................Mooooooo.

Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Free spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first......................Reformed slapper

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong
places.

Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional..........................B*tch.

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you ! want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with
you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with
you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

BigDon · 07 Mar 2006, 01:00 pm

lol, thats good, i dont know why, but the llast part reminds me of quagmire of family guy,

gigidy gigidy gigidy goo

2002 WRX Spec B · 07 Mar 2006, 01:02 pm

that was gooooooooood

bmxer99 · 07 Mar 2006, 01:40 pm

last part was so damn true. when i ask a girl to go out to dinner with me all i think is, wanna fuk later on?

DriftingRz · 07 Mar 2006, 01:40 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDon535is

lol, thats good, i dont know why, but the llast part reminds me of quagmire of family guy,

gigidy gigidy gigidy goo

hahaha, yeah.

BigDon · 07 Mar 2006, 02:54 pm

GTSAdam · 07 Mar 2006, 03:03 pm

All so true

CRISTIAN · 07 Mar 2006, 03:14 pm

the last part is 100% true.

v_dub_ya · 07 Mar 2006, 03:14 pm

good find Rob :thumb:

ratfink454 · 07 Mar 2006, 07:41 pm

Those are great! Very true.

EVILZ33 · 07 Mar 2006, 08:11 pm

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

lol love that one

low_civic · 08 Mar 2006, 04:16 am

pretty funny...as for the family guy part

i love that show i bought all the seasons the other day

Volumes 1-3

EVILZ33 · 08 Mar 2006, 08:31 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by low_civic

pretty funny...as for the family guy part

i love that show i bought all the seasons the other day

Volumes 1-3

wise choice it hardly ever gets old

low_civic · 08 Mar 2006, 09:33 am

tell me about i've watched the old ones that i've seen b4 and i am still laughing my ass off

07 Mar 2006, 12:56 pm	#1 (permalink)
robz95xj I'm Takin A Shit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the Jeep Posts: 12,920 robz95xj's Gallery	isnt this this the truth DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49 Adventurous......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Mooooooo. Beautiful.............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Reformed slapper New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................B*tch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker. WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you ! want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

07 Mar 2006, 01:00 pm	#2 (permalink)
BigDon Veteran Tremekian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dillsboro, IN Posts: 3,898 BigDon's Gallery	lol, thats good, i dont know why, but the llast part reminds me of quagmire of family guy, gigidy gigidy gigidy goo __________________ 1986 Dodge Ram 318 Under Construction

07 Mar 2006, 01:02 pm	#3 (permalink)
2002 WRX Spec B Dedicated Tremekian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven. Posts: 2,705 2002 WRX Spec B's Gallery Infractions: 0/1 (100)	that was gooooooooood __________________ Get these motha Fu.ckin Snakes off my motha fu.ckin Plane!!!!!

07 Mar 2006, 01:40 pm	#4 (permalink)
bmxer99 User is rowing away Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 22,112 bmxer99's Gallery Infractions: 0/3 (300)	last part was so damn true. when i ask a girl to go out to dinner with me all i think is, wanna fuk later on? __________________

07 Mar 2006, 02:54 pm	#6 (permalink)
BigDon Veteran Tremekian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dillsboro, IN Posts: 3,898 BigDon's Gallery	__________________ 1986 Dodge Ram 318 Under Construction

07 Mar 2006, 03:03 pm	#7 (permalink)
GTSAdam Dedicated Tremekian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,898 GTSAdam's Gallery	All so true __________________ "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, BUT rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming... "HELL YEAH, WHAT A TRIP" http://www.drakephotography.com.au

07 Mar 2006, 03:14 pm	#8 (permalink)
CRISTIAN Dedicated Tremekian Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,051 CRISTIAN's Gallery	the last part is 100% true. __________________ "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

07 Mar 2006, 03:14 pm	#9 (permalink)
v_dub_ya Pulling the belts tight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Racing in an autocross event :) Posts: 10,608 v_dub_ya's Gallery	good find Rob :thumb: __________________

07 Mar 2006, 08:11 pm	#11 (permalink)
EVILZ33 Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CHI-TOWN Posts: 6,516 EVILZ33's Gallery	Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. lol love that one __________________ MY CAR 03 Z33 twin turbo track edition mods:alot 99 BMW 328is keepin her mods:carbonio air intake,B&B exhaust

08 Mar 2006, 04:16 am	#12 (permalink)
low_civic God Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: in the corner Posts: 18,058 low_civic's Gallery	pretty funny...as for the family guy part i love that show i bought all the seasons the other day Volumes 1-3 __________________ 2nd Member of the "KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION"

08 Mar 2006, 09:33 am	#14 (permalink)
low_civic God Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: in the corner Posts: 18,058 low_civic's Gallery	tell me about i've watched the old ones that i've seen b4 and i am still laughing my ass off __________________ 2nd Member of the "KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION"

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