Men are better than Women

[2002 WRX Spec B]

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

hahaha

[American Psycho]

hahahahahahahhahahhaaa

[American Psycho]

Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the **** more.

I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the ****. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.

[2002 WRX Spec B]

A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.

[BigDon]

[bmxer99]

Interviewer: “Can you drive a stick shift?”

I didn’t need to see the rest of the report to know the answer. No woman can drive a stick shift. If you disagree, go look up the word “drive” in a dictionary and then kiss my ****ing ass.
^^ best shit ive ever read

Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear

[Traction Issuez]

i found what i will be reading all night. thanks.

[Traction Issuez]

Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.

[bmxer99]

thats def one of the best ones

[Traction Issuez]

It’s because taking care of babies or pets or classic cars comes naturally to us men. It’s our sixth sense. Our man sense. Our mighty man-empathy. The only thing women can empathize with is a cactus.

[Traction Issuez]

how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.

Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat

And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.

[Traction Issuez]

I can’t count the number of times I’ve been chastised by a raving schoolmarm (who should have been minding her own ****ing business) for tossing a few baudy, blue color words into a conversation. As a man I use swear words, or “sentence enhancers” as I call them, with extreme discretion and in proper taste at all times. That doesn’t seem to be enough for women though.

[bmxer99]

As a man I use swear words, or “sentence enhancers” as I call them, with extreme discretion and in proper taste at all times.


i do that too!!

[BigDon]

Originally Posted by Traction Issuez

how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.

Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat

And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.

thats awesome

[Traction Issuez]

Mistake number two was that she had pulled up to the pump on the wrong side, thus prompting her to back out in the first place. That explains the cursing, I thought. When women are embarrassed they will try to eviscerate everything that they can get their talons in — especially their own children.

Mistake number one was that a man gave her a set of car keys.