My funny stories (aviation)

[2002 WRX Spec B]

So i'm bored.. let me tell you some stories before i hit the gym..

1 Intercepted in the mountains:

When i was llearning to fly in british columbia i was given a route fly from kamploos to kelowna (maybe 200 km).. usually what a pilot does everymorning before he goes flying is check the weather and something called the notams which list where a pilot is not allowed to fly and details about the airports around me (it changes from day to day) for example

CYYZ


000000 CYYZ TORONTO/LESTER B. PEARSON INTL
CYYZ RSC 06R/24L 100 PERCENT BARE AND DRY 0602092210
CYYZ RSC 06L/24R 180 FT CL 90 PERCENT BARE AND DRY 10 PERCENT BARE
AND DAMP REMAINDER 60 PERCENT BARE AND DRY 40 PERCENT
COMPACT SN 0602092210

I on the other hand was too lazy to check them, and i learned a lesson... the hard way.. I woke up one morning it looked beautiful outside, which was rare in the rockies.. the sun was shining and a few clouds at 12000 feet. Great i thought to myself ill go up... so i run to the airport, take my maps and set flight. all was going well until....... While calmy sitting in the aircraft going over my route i heard a unusual rumble. I look down. maybe the engine is running rich i believe was my first thought.. nope mixture was leaned.. oh god what could it be? well my friends it was a hercules aircraftflying behind me and quickly gaining ground... it slowed down until it flew in formation with me. (boy was i glad i was wearing brown trousers that day). I then get a radio call. "c-frdd (that was the planes registration) you
are being intercepted please follow me". At that point a million thoughts where running through my mind "oh god my flying career is over ".. "i'll be kicked out of school for sure". Well as i followed it i had plenty of time to think about my future.. my other dream of becoming a WRC was gonna have to come true because this one was sure to end. As we landed in Abbortsford BC. i taxiied off the runway and parked my plane turned off the engines and just sat there too terrified to move.. Three men approached me and told me "let me see your license". I gave it too them and they just laughed. "your a newbie" they said (or something along those lines)... that was it. they didnt even tell my school about my mix up.. what mix up you ask? well i flew over a national park where the prime minister of canada and president of france where having lunch.... they told me that there order where shoot to kill but they ran out of bullets :thumb:

Hercules


My plane

i can tell you about the time my passengers joined the mile high club.. and how i got hit my lightning... if you guys are interested

[JGT8229]

write more u homo

[2002 WRX Spec B]

i guess nobody's interested

[JGT8229]

Originally Posted by 2002 WRX Spec B

i guess nobody's interested

wtf look up *****

[robz95xj]

more stories, that one was good

[302stangGT]

yeah right i beleieved it all up untill your last sentence...there were just tryed to scare the shit outta you

[2002 WRX Spec B]

Was he really a virgin? i don't know but it grabbed your attention didn't it? It all started when my company got a phone call from a panting man requiring a plane asap to take him to Saskatoon... OK i said ill take the flight.. i needed the money and this was a big paying flight.. on flights like this sometimes i can make up to 4000$ + expenses depending on how long i stay over at the other city (usually 3-4 days on long trips 1 day on short trips) The man said he will be over in a hour and want to take off asap... What the christ? so i stumble around the office looking for maps and check the weather online... fill out a flight plan and send that too the government.. (in case i crash they'll know what route i take and i will be easier to find me.... dead ..not) Just as im opening the door to the plane the man drives up to the plane in a limo with a smokin hot lady.... "What the christ? how the hell did he get into a restricted area in a car?" i thought.... whatever he was paying alot so i was cool i greeted him and told him it will be another 30 minutes before i get all the systems running.. he was cool with that.. So i climb into the ****pit start pressing all the buttons while calling the captain to get into the left seat (i'm still too young to be captain).. We start taxiing and as we're about to take off i wanted toopen the ****pit door to let the two passengers know whats going on. instead i was greeted with this


only there was that beautiful lady underneath.... Jesus Christ! i slammed the door and we take off..

3 hours into our flight i need to take a leak really bad so i unbuckle myself and walk towards the back of the plane WTF!
now they're screwing in the washroom... Oh God will this ever end i thought?.... and thats my story of how a guy joined the mile club.. a club i hope to someday join

(a similar plane to mine)

[robz95xj]

HAHA that was good, now the lightning one.

[2002 WRX Spec B]

Originally Posted by ROBZ95XJ

HAHA that was good, now the lightning one.

man i got tonnes of f'd up stories im just too tired now.. tomorrow

[bmxer99]

agreed with rob, hey rob your posts are 6666 that cant be good./

[robz95xj]

Originally Posted by 2002 WRX Spec B

man i got tonnes of f'd up stories im just too tired now.. tomorrow

im lookin forward to them

[2002 WRX Spec B]

well im glad you like them flying planes is very challenging yet rewarding.... just wanted to give you guys an idea with the stuff pilots go through

Other stories i might write:
1 Lighthning strike
2 Loss of cabin heat and pressure -- almost died
3 asked if i could fly narcotics into the states
4 somebody putting the wrong fuel in my plane jet fuel instead of 100LL


http://www.flightlevel350.com/viewer.php?id=3923

Thats a video of the king air in action
i gota buy a video camera and start posting my videos on here

[new_formula_S2K]

thats a great story! both of them!

[UKunt]

hehe good storys m8. but the hairy bloke pic put me off my dinna.

[drmchsraj]

get a camera and post ur exploits! atleast fix up some cams in the passenger area and spike up their drinks