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[American Psycho]

you have to get rid of the spyware on your computer. its messin with the smilies

[mv420xx]

Originally Posted by shaggy

you have to get rid of the spyware on your computer. its messin with the smilies

SH*T... :banghead: SH*T... :banghead: SH*T... :banghead:

[mv420xx]

ok, it was in my options, had to check "Play Animation"... :banghead:

all set now, thanks...

[robz95xj]

This thread has gotten slow.

[robz95xj]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
King Kong
King Kong Who?
King Kong playing ping pong with his rubber ding dong

[ford_racer]

ummm yay

knock knock
who's there
boo
boo hoo?
jeez, i didnt mean to make you cry

[ford_racer]

no one is here and im all alone in this big ole thread just all alone and im posting and doing nothing at all because im the only and im in this thread and im posting and noone will respond for a while cause im all alone in this section and thread and im posting because i have nothing to do because im all alone. da da da da da da doo doo doo. da da da da da da doo doo doo. da da da da da da doo doo doo

[American Psycho]

Knock, knock Who's there?

Cargo Cargo who?

Cargo honk, honk

[robz95xj]

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

[Eddy_Wu]

i cant belive ! Rob got 940 post wow

[American Psycho]

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1997, Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000.

He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks,

"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

The young man replies, "A 1997 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It cost $500,000.

"That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"

"Sure," replies the owner.

So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 MPH. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" the young man asks himself.

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked like the old man on the moped!

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy."
"How could a moped outrun an RX-7?"

Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!
Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and darn, it is the old man!!! Of course the moped and the old man are hurting for certain.

He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man groans and replies "Yes.
Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"

[robz95xj]

Originally Posted by Eddy_Wu

i cant belive ! Rob got 940 post wow

941 now. My goal 4 2day iz 2 get 1thousand

[ford_racer]

is there even a punch line to that joke or is it just not funny

[robz95xj]

That was a good one Shaggy

[American Psycho]

Toilet Paper

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."