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so i was reading on this other website about embarrassing sex stories. and this one actually made me notious.. i really felt like puking.. enjoy
Alright, so this isn't quite as embarassing for me as it is horrible, but it certainly was embarassing for the other parties involved. So I met this girl on the internet one night when I was kinda drunk. I can't really remember the conversation, but I must've given her my phone number, because she called me the next day. I didn't have anything better to do, so I drove out to the middle of nowhere, where she lived with her grandfather. I knock on the door, and suprisingly, she's actually a pretty good looking girl. We get to talking, and even more suprisingly, she's pretty cool. Shortly thereafter we're making out, and a little later, we're still making out, two hours later we're STILL making out. I'm getting PISSED, cause I came there for the sexing. She's making all these excuses about how she doesn't wanna rush things.... and how she wants me to like her for who she is.... So I explain to her that not sexing me is going to make me dislike her. She sees the logic in this, and we commence the sexing. Thing are going really well! This girl is dirty! She's saying all this ****ed up stuff. She's calling me "daddy", and keeps demanding to know "Whose pussy is it?". Anyways, that's when I start to notice the smell... It smells like burning plastic and lemonade.... Things suddenly feel "squishy"... I look down, and theres blood EVERYWHERE! Oh well, I don't really care. It's not my bed. I continue doing what I do best. And the smell continues to worsten. A little bit later I look down, and theres ALOT of blood. Not normal period blood either, but black, chunky blood. Stringy clumps of blood. I am now going only on sheer determination to see a job completed... The smell is so strong, I could almost see it. I start looking around the room, hoping to see something vaguely sexy so I can finish. Thats when I see all the prescription bottles clearly marked "Planned Parenthood". "OH MY GOD, this girl has overdosed on birth-control pills, and is having an abortion in my ****!" I think as I come inside of her. "I love you" she says. It turns out she didn't overdose herself, but had a "medicinal" abortion... One which she had thought to be ineffective until now. I helped clean up the mess, and stuck around for a very long time, because she was one ****ed up girl and I was worried she would hurt herself. When Her grandfather was almost home, I took my leave of her horrible smelling bedroom, and let myself out... She was crying. As I walked to the front door, I noticed that her dog had gotten into the garbage, and strewn enourmous quantities of bloody-fetusy-cummy toilet paper all over her house. It was everywhere. It was stuck to things. It was ****ing bloody. I just left, and as I drove away, I saw what must have been her grandfathers oldsmobile pull into the driveway. Now THAT must've been embarassing!
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