cybersex gone wrong!!!!!!!

[Traction Issuez]

punkass keith: did i tell you my aborted baby idea?
ecj: no what is it
punkass keith: if i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of beign pregnat so i would deliver a potatoe sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of perservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until i had so many the rooms walls were nothign but potatoe sized aborted fetuses. then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could have aborted their ass.

[Kermit]

<Wilykat> I'm so goth, I pee black stuff.
<Wilykat> My goth friends say I should go see a doctor.
<Wilykat> But they are just not goth enough to understand!

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Happiness is: seeing a news report about how the US government stresses that the conflict in Iraq isn't motivated by a need for "Christian dominance", followed by a commercial for Time Life's "Worship Together" CD set.

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<Goldmoon> its amazing what you can get with batting your eyelashes and showing your tits.. lol
<n0nthing> raped?

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<dr00d> gd, my gf is so f***ing stupid
<stupid> sh1t, you found out about that?

[v_dub_ya]

Originally Posted by Traction Issuez

punkass keith: did i tell you my aborted baby idea?
ecj: no what is it
punkass keith: if i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of beign pregnat so i would deliver a potatoe sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of perservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until i had so many the rooms walls were nothign but potatoe sized aborted fetuses. then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could have aborted their ass.

:wtf:
think this one needs help :banghead:

[lookingfor400hp]

Originally Posted by BigDon2005

OMFG HILARIOUS
<TomskE`away> omg best thing ever
<TomskE`away> if u get pulled over by like highway cops
<TomskE`away> you go " i bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the highway cops ball"
<TomskE`away> so they go
<TomskE`away> "highway cops dont have balls"

Thats too funny.

[Kermit]

<rob-bot> k, i got attacked by this hobo today on the side of the road, with his hat full of change and everything
<(``)> what you do?
<rob-bot> i asked him if he had change for a 5
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<Zoiks> its my birthday in two weeks
<Zoiks> I'mma throw a big party and invite all my friends
<Zoiks> **** dude, I need to start making plans
<+madhtr003> and friends

wow i love all the quotes ppl are posting..im at work and just surf that site all day now..

[v_dub_ya]

Originally Posted by Kermit

<rob-bot> k, i got attacked by this hobo today on the side of the road, with his hat full of change and everything
<(``)> what you do?
<rob-bot> i asked him if he had change for a 5
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<Zoiks> its my birthday in two weeks
<Zoiks> I'mma throw a big party and invite all my friends
<Zoiks> **** dude, I need to start making plans
<+madhtr003> and friends

wow i love all the quotes ppl are posting..im at work and just surf that site all day now..

"and friends"

[BigDon]

lol, this is a wicked funny thread, lol