cybersex gone wrong!!!!!!!

[Ace]

AAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

That is hilarious !

:thumpup:

[Traction Issuez]

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go **** yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.


this guy is fuking gold man.lol tears are rolling my friend.

[drmchsraj]

niiiice! for more such convos and random stupid things: http://bash.org/

[v_dub_ya]

Originally Posted by drmchsraj

niiiice! for more such convos and random stupid things: http://bash.org/

here's a great one from that site

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

[Traction Issuez]

<savenor> i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident

<lapyap> i was at this party and this really ****in ugly drunk chick and I were talkin and she kept trying to get it on with me
<lapyap> so later in the night she come up to me and says ‘don’t you want to go down on me?” so I say “ I;m jewish, I cant eat pig”
<lapyap> she slapped me after that

orangemunky: yes, but can you spell antidisestablishmentarianism???
Q-13: I can now, dumbass!
orangemunky: ........
orangemunky: ****

<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

[Ace]

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. :thumb:

[v_dub_ya]

Originally Posted by Ace

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. :thumb:

ahhahaahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahah

[Traction Issuez]

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

[v_dub_ya]

Originally Posted by Traction Issuez

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

ahhahahaha
omg tears are forming

[Traction Issuez]

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

[Traction Issuez]

<born1986> why the **** isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i ****ing worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my ****in drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this **** always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that **** out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i ****in did it!!!
<born1986> ****!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass>
<born1986> **** **** ****
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> ****
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass>
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that ****ing disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb

[Traction Issuez]

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

[Kermit]

<azzkickr> <enntee> man
<azzkickr> <enntee> i think my f***ing cat is pregneant
<azzkickr> <angry> dude
<azzkickr> <angry> you should have used protection.
<azzkickr> LMAO...
<azzkickr> sounds like something id do...

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<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain

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<NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who can keep their baby in the freezer the longest

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<PACHUKA> i was watching the wizard of oz and all i could think about was dorthy in 6 inch heels, completely shaved, chained up and with nipple clamps
<mikey1207> LOL
<mikey1207> i will never watch that movie the same again
<Esttt> ****, im eating breakfast you arsehole

[drmchsraj]

i can see it grow into a big, beautiful, <cough> hard <cough> one real soon.
maybe we should sticky this thread... like 'ur fav bash.org irc mis-quote'!

wait, strike off the word hard, what was i thinking

[Suzano]

ok, at least i know what not to type when having cyber-sex.