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Traction Issuez · 18 Dec 2005, 12:48 pm

An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!"
The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

Haakon · 18 Dec 2005, 01:00 pm

hahaha

E-Rocko · 18 Dec 2005, 01:31 pm

Awesome

TORQUE-DEMON · 18 Dec 2005, 02:37 pm

LOL ... That was mean, but funny

v_dub_ya · 18 Dec 2005, 02:49 pm

funny

r34drifter · 18 Dec 2005, 03:01 pm

Decent joke

18 Dec 2005, 12:48 pm	#1 (permalink)
Traction Issuez LuCiFeR Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: hanging eddy wu from a tree and beating him Posts: 12,341 Traction Issuez's Gallery	a joke with boyds name all over it An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to." __________________ 1st MEMBER OF THE KEEP IT TO THE STREETS FOUNDATION. *RICO BRICKINGTON*

18 Dec 2005, 02:37 pm	#4 (permalink)
TORQUE-DEMON Cool Tremekian Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Qatar Posts: 460 TORQUE-DEMON's Gallery	LOL ... That was mean, but funny __________________ Horsepower is directly proportional to TORQUE X RPM. TORQUE is directly proportional to DISPLACEMENT. Therefore THERE'S NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT.

18 Dec 2005, 02:49 pm	#5 (permalink)
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18 Dec 2005, 03:01 pm	#6 (permalink)
r34drifter Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 5,122 r34drifter's Gallery	Decent joke __________________ Like avatar? click this

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18 Dec 2005, 01:00 pm	#2 (permalink)
Haakon XXX Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: norway Posts: 2,347 Haakon's Gallery	hahaha

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