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Old 27 Nov 2005, 06:42 pm   #1 (permalink)
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So, i have been noticing in the past few days that more and more people have been adding good quotes to their sigs. I would love a good quote to put in mine as well as just a good thread featuring the best quotes/joke type things that you guys can muster.

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Old 27 Nov 2005, 07:05 pm   #2 (permalink)
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well this isnt from someone on here but here it goes:

Confucious say "Man who have whole in pocky feel coc.ky all day."
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Old 27 Nov 2005, 11:15 pm   #3 (permalink)
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Mike - so, if you married natalie portman, would that make you Darth Vader?
Steve - no, that would make me Anakin Skywalker
Mike - so does that make natalie portman mark hammills mother?
Steve - wait, so if natalie portman and i have a child, will THAT be Mark Hammill?
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Old 28 Nov 2005, 06:46 am   #4 (permalink)
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Heres a good one:

"Me so horny! Me rub you long time..."

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Old 28 Nov 2005, 12:05 pm   #5 (permalink)
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"Me so horny! Me rub you long time..."

"Thank you Trisha for setting your people back a thousand years." - Tom Tucker (Family Guy)
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Old 28 Nov 2005, 05:45 pm   #6 (permalink)
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"Why don't we do something cheap and superficial?"
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Old 29 Nov 2005, 11:58 pm   #7 (permalink)
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heres one .

I'm asian doesnt mean i drive bad even though i have 6 offensive for hit and run i just thought they were speed bumps.
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 12:42 am   #8 (permalink)
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cocaine is a helluva drug
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 01:09 am   #10 (permalink)
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Old 30 Nov 2005, 07:53 am   #11 (permalink)
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sometimes i think im an idiot... but then most of the time i am so it kinda works out.
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Old 02 Dec 2005, 11:09 am   #13 (permalink)
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There is a wonderful mythical law of nature that the three things we crave most in life -- happiness, freedom, and peace of mind -- are always attained by giving them to someone else.

~Payton Conway March~
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Old 02 Dec 2005, 05:42 pm   #14 (permalink)
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There is a wonderful mythical law of nature that the three things we crave most in life -- happiness, freedom, and peace of mind -- are always attained by giving them to someone else.

~Payton Conway March~
Very nice! Thanks...

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http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshir...einQuotes.html

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds"
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Old 02 Dec 2005, 05:50 pm   #15 (permalink)
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"we will fight till hell freezes over, then we will fight in the snow"
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it goes something like that..its off the top of my head..couldnt find it
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