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Old 17 Nov 2005, 06:18 pm   #1 (permalink)
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It's Christmas Eve and Santa is making his rounds delivering gifts. At one house he meets a little girl about 5 years old and she asks "Santa, will you stay with me tonight?" He replies "Ho Ho Ho, Santa's got to go. Got to deliver gifts to all the kids I know."
15 years later he's again doing his rounds and comes to the same house again and again the girl is waiting but now she's an incredibly hot 20 year old in a skimpy teddy and asks "Santa, will you stay with me tonight?" He replies "Hey Hey Hey, Santa's got to stay. I Can't get up the chimney with my **** this way!"
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Old 17 Nov 2005, 06:21 pm   #2 (permalink)
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its good to be the man in red


holy **** rob how do you mis-spell christmas?
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Old 17 Nov 2005, 06:36 pm   #3 (permalink)
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holy **** rob how do you mis-spell christmas?
what are you talkin about?
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Old 17 Nov 2005, 08:32 pm   #4 (permalink)
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Old 17 Nov 2005, 09:02 pm   #5 (permalink)
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umm he spelled it right you dip shi.t
Yeah but only after a quick edit..
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Old 19 Nov 2005, 05:30 am   #6 (permalink)
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first off no reason for name calling...and secondly editing is how mistakes get fixed...

or ppl look stupid jsut liek you saying you suck di*k for a living is something we all knew already
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or ppl look stupid just like you saying you suck di*k for a living is something we all knew already
I edited it for you. :thumb:
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we aren't in english class so i honesty don't give a rats a*s how i spell things
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first off no reason for name calling...and secondly editing is how mistakes get fixed...

or ppl look stupid jsut liek you saying you suck di*k for a living is something we all knew already
low you're just a plain ass
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Well I was just fixing it for you =)
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keep talking lil boy lol keep talking
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