Ever beat the hell outta a car?

[bmxer99]

yea i just took the rental car cadillac gave us while my dads car is in the shop, that thing is a 2005 dodge sebring, 0 tq.... i couldnt peel out for ****, its a nice car though, but yea it sucks, the rev limiter is set at 4k, not nice....
anyone have any stories about beating the hell outta a lease/rental car?

if so please share..

[robz95xj]

It wasnt a rental but last winter my friend managed to get his Kia Spaectra stuch going over a small hill, after 45 minutes i got in the drivers seat and got it unstuck then took off in the parking lot and did some mad drifts and donuts.

[bmxer99]

its always fun to eff things up, especially when its not urs

[robz95xj]

Originally Posted by bmxer8699

its always fun to eff things up, especially when its not urs

its even funner watching friends f*ck there rides up.

[dragracingdemon]

I bought a '89 Ford Taurus stationwagon with a 3.0L H.O. V6 for 200 bucks from a friends parents. It was rusty but in perfect mechanical condition. I took that thing rally racing and generally beat the piss out of it. Here is what was wrong with it by the time I was done and still sold it in running condition for 50 bucks.

-knocked off exhaust so it was running open manifolds
-knocked off side molding rally racing it
-broke the CV joint on passenger side front tire so the tire would shutter and wobble while driving
-messed up the trany so it would slip going up hill or with 3 friends in the car with me
-smoked a turkey which smashed my grill out, which hit my hood release, which made my hood pop up at 65 mph, which folded the corners of the hood by the windshield, which smashed my windshield (insureance paid me 500 bucks to total it out, but I said hell it is still drivable so I drove it that way without fixing it)
-ruined the motor so that it was only running on 2 cylinders
-had a wrestling match on the car which dented EVERY body panel in
-fried the ignition so I bypassed that section with a ghetto push button style start
-took it amish wooden bridge jumping which dented in the oil pan, bent the controle arms, and messed up the floor pans

I did all of this in 2 months and I drove it every day until I sold it for 50 bucks to someone who needed a 75 dollar part off it. :loser1:

[bmxer99]

Originally Posted by dragracingdemon

I bought a '89 Ford Taurus stationwagon with a 3.0L H.O. V6 for 200 bucks from a friends parents. It was rusty but in perfect mechanical condition. I took that thing rally racing and generally beat the piss out of it. Here is what was wrong with it by the time I was done and still sold it in running condition for 50 bucks.

-knocked off exhaust so it was running open manifolds
-knocked off side molding rally racing it
-broke the CV joint on passenger side front tire so the tire would shutter and wobble while driving
-messed up the trany so it would slip going up hill or with 3 friends in the car with me
-smoked a turkey which smashed my grill out, which hit my hood release, which made my hood pop up at 65 mph, which folded the corners of the hood by the windshield, which smashed my windshield (insureance paid me 500 bucks to total it out, but I said hell it is still drivable so I drove it that way without fixing it)
-ruined the motor so that it was only running on 2 cylinders
-had a wrestling match on the car which dented EVERY body panel in
-fried the ignition so I bypassed that section with a ghetto push button style start
-took it amish wooden bridge jumping which dented in the oil pan, bent the controle arms, and messed up the floor pans

I did all of this in 2 months and I drove it every day until I sold it for 50 bucks to someone who needed a 75 dollar part off it. :loser1:

wow sounds like a hell of a good time, i think im going to do that someday.

[farmer_joe620]

well it wasnt a rental, but i beat the hell out of it.

it was a 81 pontiac bonneville. looking back, i wish i wouldnt have destroyed it.

got it for free from my grand partend cuz it didnt run. i cleaned the plugs and put fresh gas in it and it fired right up. ran pretty damned good too. but since i didnt have my licence it wasnt alowed to drive it, but just in the yard. i did take it down a couple blocks from my house to do some cookies in a field though and some rightous powerbrakes . after doin that a couple of times it started to get a slight rod knock, and the tranny started slippin kinda bad. so being only 15 and not knowin exsactly what was wrong i just kept puttin tranny fluid in it (the pan and the front seal leaked) and drivin in my yard. when i went to park it one day i back up to far and got it highcentered on a pile of dirt. so i got pissed off and jammed it in 1st and just sat there with it floored untill i got it off the hill. after i got out i checked under the car to see if i did anything to it. it was leakin tranny fluid(i didnt know at the time it leaked). so i got really pissed of and got a crowbar and just beat the living hell out of the car. busted out all the lights, caved the fenders in, the works. well my stepdad saw what i did and he got pissed and i got grounded for a month. so when i got ungrounded i had the car hauled to my friends grandpas farm. when it was there me and my buddy would go out and beat on it when we had nothin better to do. at first we just used crowbars and sledgehammers to beat on it. then we pulled to motor to see if we could put it in a s10, but thats another story. after we oulled the motor we went crazy on it with 12 guage shotguns, .22 pistols and rifles and a frontend loader. by the time we were done with that car, it coulnt have standed more than 2 feet tall. we DESTROYED it. and then his grandpa didnt want it at his farm anymore. so we had it towed off. i made an ashtray out of the motor parts. i used the waterpupm for a base, the cam as the tower and the crank pully and the tray. and then i welded some of the pistons and rockers on the cam. the grandpa that gave me car i gave the ashtray. he still has it. ill get a pic of it sometime.

[bmxer99]

Originally Posted by farmer_joe620

well it wasnt a rental, but i beat the hell out of it.

it was a 81 pontiac bonneville. looking back, i wish i wouldnt have destroyed it.

got it for free from my grand partend cuz it didnt run. i cleaned the plugs and put fresh gas in it and it fired right up. ran pretty damned good too. but since i didnt have my licence it wasnt alowed to drive it, but just in the yard. i did take it down a couple blocks from my house to do some cookies in a field though and some rightous powerbrakes . after doin that a couple of times it started to get a slight rod knock, and the tranny started slippin kinda bad. so being only 15 and not knowin exsactly what was wrong i just kept puttin tranny fluid in it (the pan and the front seal leaked) and drivin in my yard. when i went to park it one day i back up to far and got it highcentered on a pile of dirt. so i got pissed off and jammed it in 1st and just sat there with it floored untill i got it off the hill. after i got out i checked under the car to see if i did anything to it. it was leakin tranny fluid(i didnt know at the time it leaked). so i got really pissed of and got a crowbar and just beat the living hell out of the car. busted out all the lights, caved the fenders in, the works. well my stepdad saw what i did and he got pissed and i got grounded for a month. so when i got ungrounded i had the car hauled to my friends grandpas farm. when it was there me and my buddy would go out and beat on it when we had nothin better to do. at first we just used crowbars and sledgehammers to beat on it. then we pulled to motor to see if we could put it in a s10, but thats another story. after we oulled the motor we went crazy on it with 12 guage shotguns, .22 pistols and rifles and a frontend loader. by the time we were done with that car, it coulnt have standed more than 2 feet tall. we DESTROYED it. and then his grandpa didnt want it at his farm anymore. so we had it towed off. i made an ashtray out of the motor parts. i used the waterpupm for a base, the cam as the tower and the crank pully and the tray. and then i welded some of the pistons and rockers on the cam. the grandpa that gave me car i gave the ashtray. he still has it. ill get a pic of it sometime.

lol wow u literally beat the hell out of it right on

[DriftingRz]

Originally Posted by farmer_joe620

well it wasnt a rental, but i beat the hell out of it.

it was a 81 pontiac bonneville. looking back, i wish i wouldnt have destroyed it.

got it for free from my grand partend cuz it didnt run. i cleaned the plugs and put fresh gas in it and it fired right up. ran pretty damned good too. but since i didnt have my licence it wasnt alowed to drive it, but just in the yard. i did take it down a couple blocks from my house to do some cookies in a field though and some rightous powerbrakes . after doin that a couple of times it started to get a slight rod knock, and the tranny started slippin kinda bad. so being only 15 and not knowin exsactly what was wrong i just kept puttin tranny fluid in it (the pan and the front seal leaked) and drivin in my yard. when i went to park it one day i back up to far and got it highcentered on a pile of dirt. so i got pissed off and jammed it in 1st and just sat there with it floored untill i got it off the hill. after i got out i checked under the car to see if i did anything to it. it was leakin tranny fluid(i didnt know at the time it leaked). so i got really pissed of and got a crowbar and just beat the living hell out of the car. busted out all the lights, caved the fenders in, the works. well my stepdad saw what i did and he got pissed and i got grounded for a month. so when i got ungrounded i had the car hauled to my friends grandpas farm. when it was there me and my buddy would go out and beat on it when we had nothin better to do. at first we just used crowbars and sledgehammers to beat on it. then we pulled to motor to see if we could put it in a s10, but thats another story. after we oulled the motor we went crazy on it with 12 guage shotguns, .22 pistols and rifles and a frontend loader. by the time we were done with that car, it coulnt have standed more than 2 feet tall. we DESTROYED it. and then his grandpa didnt want it at his farm anymore. so we had it towed off. i made an ashtray out of the motor parts. i used the waterpupm for a base, the cam as the tower and the crank pully and the tray. and then i welded some of the pistons and rockers on the cam. the grandpa that gave me car i gave the ashtray. he still has it. ill get a pic of it sometime.

Sounds fun yeah get some pics of the ashtray

[low_civic]

rented a 2002 explore lets jsut say the 4x4 really does wonders.

bought a 89 civic hb...smashed it into a mountain of snow took twitch to toe me out lol...not to mention the alleys i plowed through (in winter they do not clean the alleys snow was up the the my window

last winter bought a 88 blazer same thing the alleys were fun as hell...not to mention the mountains of snow i plowed into poor truck,..

[robz95xj]

technically thgere notr cars but you guys do know i own 2 Jeeps, i think yalls can figure out the rest.

[twint88supra]

when i was 16 i had a 95 civic hatchback si and i was pissed about something (being drunk as a skunk) and punched the streering wheel as hard as i could and the cover flew off n the POS airbag dribbled out on my lap. suprised my ass friends didnt get out and kick the front sensor to pop it in my face, lol . woulda made a great video if that happened

oh and 4wheeling with a Fwd rental but i think every1 does that
a nice oxymoron for ya

[bmxer99]

haha civics are the greatest arent they?

[rydinturbo]

haha me and my friends took a gold cart off roading. and we jumped it lol i was sitting in back and i came off my seet and the hole back seet lifted up lol. that was 1 hard landing.

[bmxer99]

lol i was in a golf cart with my sis and lil cousin she was sittin in my sisters lap and she said something about my driving, so i turned hard to the right and threw both of there asses out lol!! it would have made an awesome vid!!!! and yes i tore the **** outta that yard, due to it was raining prior to my doughnut making