a little joke.

[Traction Issuez]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the
mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man
looked, the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the
matter old timer, never done anything wild in your
life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man
replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a pea****. I
was just wondering if you were my son."

[low_civic]

lol sounds liek the joke i know...

this real life Indian...with the feathers on his head...decides to go to the big city. walks around looking at the huge buildings freaking out amazed at them...Looking around at all the people still in amazement...he sees a train station so he decides to take it. when he sits down he looks to the other end of the train and sees this HUGE black man 6foot something. muscles on muscles looks liek he can't even walk threw doors. the train goes and the indian is staring at this man with out even blinking. the man notices this and is starting to get nervous. after a few stops the indian is still looking so the man gets up and walks over and with a deep voice says "WTF do you want?"
indian man looks up and says "couple years back i ****ed buffalo i tink you my son"