Funny car stories...ANYONE?

[ironman23]

I love hearing funny or exciting stories about ppl and cars so lets hear em. Like the time i got hit by a ferrari enzo, exciting and scary at the same time woohooo!!!

[snappydwp1]

Originally Posted by ironman23

I love hearing funny or exciting stories about ppl and cars so lets hear em. Like the time i got hit by a ferrari enzo, exciting and scary at the same time woohooo!!!

A member of our Model T Ford club drove his Ferrari to one of our get togethers and the car died about three miles from his house, something wrong with the clutch. We drove our Ts over to where he left the car and hooked up a tow line to it and one of the guy's 1915 T, and the T towed the Ferrari back home. Looked real funny.

[ironman23]

haha that is real funny. i can imagine it now. and its ironic that the trillion $ ferrari is being towed by a model T from 1915

[DarkSide]

Originally Posted by snappydwp1

A member of our Model T Ford club drove his Ferrari to one of our get togethers and the car died about three miles from his house, something wrong with the clutch. We drove our Ts over to where he left the car and hooked up a tow line to it and one of the guy's 1915 T, and the T towed the Ferrari back home. Looked real funny.

:xics
ive had some funny stuff with the Mini, but no time to post em now.. more later

[bmxer99]

Originally Posted by DarkSide

:xics
ive had some funny stuff with the Mini, but no time to post em now.. more later

well there was this one time big D was pissed so he tryed to peel out in his mini....not even a scretch....hahaha now laugh about it,..... :loser1:

[robz95xj]

On 2 seprate wheelin trips ive had the gas tank fall off my Grand Wagoneer. All that was holding it on was the fuel lines.

[American Psycho]

I was dumb, I used car ramps. The front was in the air by the ramps and the rear was supported by jack stands.

some how the car shifted and the car ludged backwards, one of the jackstands tipped over off the rear axle . The base of the jackstand pierced the floorpan. Man i was P*SSED :banghead:
Luckily i went to answer the phone and seen it happend :thumb:

[ironman23]

well your lucky you werent under the car man that coulda been a diff. story or maybe there would be no story!!!

[Nortad]

Dad owns small trucking company:

Truck carrys a construction site rig on the semi, truck makes turn, rig goes throw the window of a house.

Truck goes down a country road, a cow gets in the midle of the road, truck brakes and tries to evoid cow, semi hits cabine, cabine destroyed, cows walks away.

Dad had 2similar M.A.N 19.403 semi trucks. One of them gets a ticket for carring too much load, and the registration gets appreended by police. Dad makes copy of the other MAN license plate and has identical trucks with the same license plate. Police stops one of the trucks, and a couple a minutes later passes the other truck by them and cops dont even notice.

Fork lifter his loading truck, dad his next to truck, fork lifter reverses and passes over dads foot, dad screams in pain, fork lifter goes foward and passes again over foot.

Brother drives Ford Trasint Panel van throw IP5 road (i.e: "death road" ) brother falls asleep. Right turn, brother wakes up, van fishtails, goes off the road, brother hits tree, van flip over its front end. Brother sees alot of smoke. Brother think van will explode. No, just the dust stling down...

Man, I can go on and on, and on...

[Haakon]

well,I was trying one of my friends mopeds and while I was driving in about 20 mph I saw this realy nice girl walking on the sidewalk. She had a miniskirt and some REALY nice long legs and while I was looking at her I didnt se the guy crossing the street.While I was looking at her I started to accelerate and when I got my eyes of her I saw the guy a couple of meter's in front of me,turned right in panic over the sidewalk and crashed in a ditch, I was realy embarased when the girl walked by laughing and I was laying in the ditch covered with mud.

[TougeMonster]

crazy....maybe not as funny story:

me and like 5 other cars (3 eg's, ae86, and a s14) decide to go up to the mountains like we always do at 1am...well on our 1st run up the mountain it was fun yet fast as hell....we stopped and chilled for like 5 mins and raced down the mountain....the 86 was leading and my friend and me were behind him...like half way down the course the 86 passed a strange car while apexing a corner..(had to get out of his way) when we see that...bam! sirens lights go on :eek3: we were like "oh ****!"....we haul ass right by the cop and so does my buddy behind me in a EG and the cop turns around and follows us with the lights and sirens....us three cars were the only ones being followed...the other 3 were slow and too far behind...right when the saw the lights they stopped and waited for the cop to follow us....anyways the 86 is long gone by this time(pro)...now its me and my buddy driving and an eg behind us....the eg tried to go around us to escape and was going 90 mph and missed the corner :eek3: goes up a wall and the car is on two wheels and lands back on four wheels and starts drifting toward another wall... he regains control and and cuts in front of us almost making us crash....but everyone made it out without tickets or injurys.....crazy night...

[DriftingRz]

Originally Posted by FormulaDrifter

crazy....maybe not as funny story:

me and like 5 other cars (3 eg's, ae86, and a s14) decide to go up to the mountains like we always do at 1am...well on our 1st run up the mountain it was fun yet fast as hell....we stopped and chilled for like 5 mins and raced down the mountain....the 86 was leading and my friend and me were behind him...like half way down the course the 86 passed a strange car while apexing a corner..(had to get out of his way) when we see that...bam! sirens lights go on :eek3: we were like "oh ****!"....we haul ass right by the cop and so does my buddy behind me in a EG and the cop turns around and follows us with the lights and sirens....us three cars were the only ones being followed...the other 3 were slow and too far behind...right when the saw the lights they stopped and waited for the cop to follow us....anyways the 86 is long gone by this time(pro)...now its me and my buddy driving and an eg behind us....the eg tried to go around us to escape and was going 90 mph and missed the corner :eek3: goes up a wall and the car is on two wheels and lands back on four wheels and starts drifting toward another wall... he regains control and and cuts in front of us almost making us crash....but everyone made it out without tickets or injurys.....crazy night...

sounds fun and crazy

[TougeMonster]

man it was....last night was crazy

[ironman23]

Last night lmao!!! **** man i had a super simialar moped story!! hot girl waiting at a light in a convertable 69 camaro (my dream car i didnt know which to stare at the car or the girl). and im lookin at her and my friend on the back is like **** look out. look forward and anyone in michigan knows what a michigan pot hole looks like deep big and nasty. well i hit the pothole and the moped didnt take it too well and we both fly off my friend is uninjured, but my whole leg was covered with blood. So of course i went to this girls house who lives near by. im talkin to this girl and like 20 min. later shes like omg holy **** did you know your bleeding( now come on my whole leg is just covered completely and my shoes are all bloody and my pants) and im like omg what did you do and shes starts flippin out like how did that happen. good times!!! now that story happened about 20 min. after this story: again im on the moped and i pass some guys from my unlces lawn service cuttin lawns in my neighborhood, i stop and talk to the one guy that i know and i slow down next to this other guy troy or so i thought. (earlier he flicked me off so i thought id repay the favor) so im goin like 10 mph and i flick him off and well i get like a few feet closer and i see its not him and im cruise by quite slow and this guy just ditches the lawn mower and dives off toward me and starts chassin me down the street so instictivly i gun it, bad idea, the moped gets bogged down and i start slowing down so im lookin in the mirror and this guy catchin up and i eventually pull away and hes like mother ****er if i ever ****ing see you again ill kill ur ass *****. see now im runnin for my life but my friend thinks i know the guy so he thinks its hilarious and hes laughin i later explained it to him. great stuff, scary tho. maybe you had to be there idk

[DriftingRz]

that must suck