Newbomb Turk
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Last Activity: 01 Jul 2008 08:23 pm
About Me
- About Newbomb Turk
- Biography
- I am old, fat, bald, lazy and am hung like a button on a fur coat.
- Location
- Down by the river, abusing my liver
- Interests
- Drinking, beating the wife and kids, kicking the dog and cat
- Occupation
- Stink sucker, the best stink sucker that ever lived.
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Signature
- Real race cars do wheelies.
