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EVILZ33 · 22 Aug 2007, 07:15 am

GOOD
A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Peoria, IL. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Illinois State Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. He replied, 'Illinois State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car

Jonnychadootz · 22 Aug 2007, 07:26 am

They were all pretty good, gotta love the last 1 though

static · 22 Aug 2007, 07:55 am

hahhaaaaaa nice find evilz

vette12 · 22 Aug 2007, 08:02 am

haha good stuff.

btw i live in bloomington. haha

v_dub_ya · 22 Aug 2007, 12:26 pm

hahahahahah

Memphis · 22 Aug 2007, 01:59 pm

hahahah

raif_nijem · 22 Aug 2007, 10:04 pm

haha fun stuff ,,
like the first 1 the most

Blair_355 · 22 Aug 2007, 10:16 pm

haha the first one was pure genius shit.
The last was the funniest though.

97talon · 23 Aug 2007, 06:21 am

Hahahaha. Great stuff.

22 Aug 2007, 07:15 am	#1 (permalink)
EVILZ33 Obsessed Tremekian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CHI-TOWN Posts: 6,308 EVILZ33's Gallery	speeders GOOD A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Peoria, IL. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Illinois State Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. He replied, 'Illinois State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car __________________ MY CAR 03 Z33 twin turbo track edition mods:alot 99 BMW 328is keepin her mods:carbonio air intake,B&B exhaust

22 Aug 2007, 07:26 am	#2 (permalink)
Jonnychadootz Fanatic Tremekian Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 723 Jonnychadootz's Gallery	Re: speeders They were all pretty good, gotta love the last 1 though __________________ Better to be Some1 for a Day... Than Nobody for a Lifetime....

22 Aug 2007, 07:55 am	#3 (permalink)
static Crazy Tremekian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: At Work Posts: 5,044 static's Gallery	Re: speeders hahhaaaaaa nice find evilz __________________ Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...

22 Aug 2007, 08:02 am	#4 (permalink)
vette12 Veteran Tremekian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: HAHAHAHAHAHA Posts: 3,095 vette12's Gallery	Re: speeders haha good stuff. btw i live in bloomington. haha __________________ K&N filter with modified lid, 52mm TB, ported plenum, Edelbrock High Flo runners, Stock baseplate, ported aluminum heads, Custom grind camshaft by DRM, Roller rockers at 1.5, High flow stainless valves, high perf springs, chrome moly rods, high volume fuel pump, adjustable fuel pressure regulator, MSD ignition, LT ceramic coated headers, full stainless exhaust out straight pipes, 700R4, stock 2:73 gears in D36. also Edelbrock valve covers, chrome break reservoir, 18" black ZR1s on Nitto 555s 275/40 Last edited by vette12; 22 Aug 2007 at 06:45 pm.

22 Aug 2007, 12:26 pm	#5 (permalink)
v_dub_ya Pulling the belts tight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Racing in an autocross event :) Posts: 10,489 v_dub_ya's Gallery	Re: speeders hahahahahah __________________

22 Aug 2007, 10:16 pm	#8 (permalink)
Blair_355 The Biggest Thread Mod... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: "I come from the land down under" Posts: 20,393 Blair_355's Gallery	Re: speeders haha the first one was pure genius shit. The last was the funniest though.

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