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Old 22 Aug 2007, 07:15 am   #1 (permalink)
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A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Peoria, IL. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Illinois State Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. He replied, 'Illinois State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car
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Old 22 Aug 2007, 07:26 am   #2 (permalink)
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They were all pretty good, gotta love the last 1 though
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Old 22 Aug 2007, 07:55 am   #3 (permalink)
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hahhaaaaaa nice find evilz
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Old 22 Aug 2007, 08:02 am   #4 (permalink)
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haha good stuff.

btw i live in bloomington. haha
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Old 22 Aug 2007, 12:26 pm   #5 (permalink)
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Old 22 Aug 2007, 01:59 pm   #6 (permalink)
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haha fun stuff ,,
like the first 1 the most
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Old 22 Aug 2007, 10:16 pm   #8 (permalink)
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haha the first one was pure genius shit.
The last was the funniest though.
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Old 23 Aug 2007, 06:21 am   #9 (permalink)
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Hahahaha. Great stuff.
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