At least I hope they could walk straight.
When I was going to marry my friends threw me
a bachelor

party

. The girl they found
to do the party had fallen

the day before in another
party

. She looked so damn funny trying to do
her "sexy" dance steps

. She couldn't even walk.
She was REALLY HOT

, but it was so funny...

We were laughing all night.
Sh!t, the things that happens to me...
