Re: Pirate Vs. Ninja
the ninja rules by far!
- pirates are ghey cause they are always surrounded by seamen for starters!
- Speaking of ghey, when they aren't on a boat they look like they are on their way to a mardi gra.
- The only birds pirates can get are parrots!
- Ninja's don't need to talk with that stupid garrr thing - in fact, watch any ninja movie and you'll see that they can even move their mouths at different times to when they talk!
- All ninja's have 2 working eyes AND 2 working legs AND 2 working hands!
- Ninja's can fly, even without having birds on their shoulders.
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Frisbeeism - (n) A religion based around the belief that upon death, the soul rises out of the body and gets stuck on the nearest roof.
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