[Memphis]

The Would be Theif
This story is about a "CLOWN" we knew who liked to drive cool cars, liked to brag, always thouht he was better than everyone else, but he also liked to steal stuff! On a hot Saturday night my friend Renny called me and asked if I wanted to go cruising in his Bib Block powered '61 Caddy convertible. Never one to turn down a good cruise night I accepted the invitation. I drove over to Renny's place and we headed out to Toluca Lake Bob's where all us locals started our night of cruising. Bob's was about two blocks away from Renny's place so we did not have to go far. After parking in a choice spot up front in the drive-in we started our let's be cool session with the Car Hops. After several minutes of conversation with the roller skate queens the "CLOWN" shows up and starts talking with Renny. I never really liked this guy so I kept on talking to one of the Car Hops.

Now Renny was another one of the guys in our crowd that you really wanted to be on the good side of because if you were not, he would and could make your life miserable. Ater talking with the "CLOWN" for a few minutes Renny made it clear to him that he was done talking and wanted to eat his hamburger and fries before they got cold! After we finished eating, we headed out for Hollywood to cruise and get a cold drink at Tiny Naylor's. Tiny Naylor's was a great drive-in that no longer exits. After taking a break we headed down Sunset Blvd. to Pacific Coast Highway, from there we thought we head for the Santa Monica Pier.

We met some girls at the pier and they really wanted to go cruising in that Caddy, the night turned into a long one. About four in the morning Renny decides he's had enough, I was getting tired too, so we dropped off the girls and headed for Renny's house. When we got there Renny pulled into his driveway and parked. This is where the real story starts to take place.

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Humorous Car Stories