That second story is the funniest story ever
! I'm crying, man! How can someone be that stupid! I can't beleive it!
Oh, he is a hacker! He is a killer (tell me your ip and you are dead ha ha ha ha)!
That will teach him a lesson not to play with fire (or his word firewall, maybe, who can tell).
When America bombed Serbia and Montenegro, Telecom Serbia allowed free access to internet and that caused us to unite and hack as many as servers in America we could. Yes, some of us were busted but that is a small price compared to joy.
Death to all bastards who bombed us and who wanted to do that :mecry: !
We formed a group "Crna ruka" (meaning the hand of revenge) and then we ****ed as many bastards as we could!
Lucky for them we agreed to unform that group in 2002. My house was almost destroyed (the roof was gone totally).
I'm sorry, I get very nervous whan I remember. Do you know what it feels like to hear a child's cry and you can't do anything.
We survived and that is all that matters.